Coffee_Johnny

Yes. You heard it here first. Hangs out with sedative-free, untethered, big-toothed carnivores on assumption they know he’s no threat to their grub; and smells like cabbage. Really hates it when you call him ‘A vaygan’, although I highly recommend the term for comedic effect.

So did Souey ?

You’ve been here a month which is surely long enough to realise that even when your internal bullshit detector is running at full steam ahead (I reckon bs detectors should run on steam, don’t you think?) it is no reason to not express urine stained sheets levels of worry! (?)

You’re a wrong un aren’t you Sempiternal? Do you not realise that the penis in question is endangered, a living sentient thing (at least I’m sure @toontownman has been known to think with it on occasion…) has undergone extreme cruelty, and has probably been chained-up (… to be confirmed). Why would anyone bar the young and naive want to see a picture of that? Being a prick, it quite possibly voted Tory anarl!

How fantastic to see Miggy join Joelinton and CW on the international scoresheet!

If they are losing anything. Whatever your belief system—humanistic value-driven, or one if the established creeds—to some extent they all serve the same purpose. We can’t change our early experiences and the beliefs which stick. People are people, with far more similarities than differences… live and let live.

Think I’ll be happy as long as we have what looks like (a) a signing or two which signal an improved first 11; (b) a stronger and deeper first team squad. The first criteria, to some extent, enables the second (those outgoing may change that) but three or four newbies, in and around the first team, probably required, especially as I expect to see two leaving. To some extent I am content to wait and see what that looks like. Would love, as all I guess, a real CL level statement signing. Two would be even better.

Never, ever, ever, just no… not Big Jow. Not ever. Even in jest.

Love that ground.

This dude scored/twatted someone/injured Casemiro or Paqueta yet?

I think it’s great btw, Hank. Incoming wallpaper on phone—once you have ‘The Mecca’ front and centre ?

A 67% pay rise is necessary to make it worth his while? How big is the tax difference? (Not to mention, purely from a financial point of view, signing on fees and other inducements).

Joselu and Merino on winning side last night, Barella played full 90. Past beats future ?

You’re going to have to give us more than that, man! Did they have a Sardinian Spesh Pizza (The Stellar Barella)?

We’ve a deepening ruby and a mauve; let’s go full on ‘Smoke on the Water!’

So today is Barella Wednesday. Will it last more than a day? ?

Osimhen?

Milan.

Chianti amico mio!

Faint heart never won fair laddie.

I thought Tonali was… let’s have him too.

Hate the Telegraph, but would be prepared to look past that and let them have this scoop ?