Coffee_Johnny

Nothing to see here. Move along now. Move along.

Ahhhhh! Can almost smell the piss. p.s. so can Giggsy

I’d guess at 21,000 (?‍♂️) be interesting to see. Assuming they publicise?

Signing up to insta immediately in hope of seeing image with an olive branch…

Done. £36.95 well spent (hopefully).

I will soooooo lose my shit!

Still 1,533 people in front of me. On plus side, 12:00 work commitment has cancelled so should be able to take my slot. *****More exciting updates as they happen folks!*****

Dizzy heights of 13, 091 in the queue. Be still my beating heart.

Might have ‘awoken’ more than that though.

A week of waiting with no doubt more waiting tomorrow for official confirmation of The Botman.

Fecking 15,000 people in front of me in queue. Hoping some of you have 40 devices on the go again ?

Fancied a top six bet, but 5/2 seems super stingy.

Well, how many season tickets are there? How many ‘potential’ league match tickets on sale? Because I reckon we’re looking at tens of thousands of members.

Yep, going to be a continual clusterfuck of a lottery. Still, gotta be in it… (plus, might get a nice lapel badge).

Arnaut Danjuma? Rumour has it he’s off to West Ham or us imminently. Guess Howe and Tindall would know him well and vice versa. Can’t recall him for Bournemouth but seems to have had a good season in Spain.

Pretty confident (on the basis no actual evidence…) they at least two of those players with have some really stiff competition for a starting place.

I think they will too. Maybe do even better.

? was there as well. Though think Howay 5-0 still pips it for sheer disbelief and joy!

ApplePay?

Still qualifies as the wettest I have ever been! ?

‘Graduated’ from half way down in front of scoreboard (usually to be found squashed against those horrendous concrete barriers, or getting moved around like a baby turtle in the surf) to ?The Corner?. No matter when I went (days of ‘oh do you fancy going to the match?’), or with how many, there were always others from Felling there.

Here’s hoping: Paqueta, Wijnaldum (on loan) and Osimhen in together at the 11th hour!!!

Sounds right. I recall going up to the top row to watch a reserve match featuring the newly signed Nolberto Solano. It was like watching a chess master, the way he pinged the ball around. Vision and technique were quite incredible.

Well, tongue in cheek. This is the SJP/Gallowgate of my youth which I can feel sad to have lost, but at the same time I’m really glad too ?‍♂️ Think I’d have the same mixed feelings if we moved (preferably, after yesterday’s debacle, to somewhere I could get a fecking season ticket for!)

I’m actually from about 1/2 mile away from Gateshead Stadium ?