Coffee_Johnny

Heard that totally in Rik Mayall‘s ‘Rick’ Young Ones persona. Sounded good!

Recall reading there were more season tickets holders living in Gateshead than in Newcastle. Given the whole NewcastleGateshead marketing, perhaps build a newbie, if we must, near Gateshead Stadium? Whadayasay?

One of the imposters was almost certainly Siem De Jong. Only person he can beat in a race, apparently.

I read that one of Botman’s strengths (Ajax developed) is pressie forward passing. We’ll create more attacks straight from the back line with at the centre of a three or a two.

It is special to me, for a variety of reasons links with people no longer here, family, friends, and my own history/development. But it isn’t the stadium of my youth. It had to change (thank fuck!) as our needs changed. So it’s a bit of a Trigger’s broom thing really.

Ah well! It’s that time…

I am a bit worried about that nice Matt Targett too.

We could just make-up a different song, instead of re-cycling the classics… .

People can spout their ridicule over a top four finish, but we are ahead of our top four most handsome teams aspiration! (I reckon Mandy has more influence than I thought…)

WTF! ??

I, for one, am much relieved. Thanks for your compassion, brother.

NE27 is about to have a wank… may be a deal to be done, in principle.

And wants struck-off?

Mystery solved. They found out he’s related to Siem De Jong and have ordered extra tests.

Whoop-whoop!

Everyone is bored of the day of long waits. Some are full of spunk, others minging, some on the wind-up, others worried. We’re an interesting and diverse bunch ?‍♂️

Inconsiderate little tykes. I’ve haven’t had a bath since the last transfer. Five days. I’m lifting!

Getting more ropey than Ropery Lane.

I’m sure he is with all the amount of swarfega he could afford to get rid of the dirty-oil stains.

Here’s hoping ?

Fucking hope this is

What’s trying to say? That this how he got his name? Doing the bot-man?

A bit ‘ropey’ from Willington ?

Saw this quote, from article interviewing the general manager of Heerenveen where Botman was on loan pre-Lille: ‘… he’s considered “one of the quickest players at recovery sprints in Europe”, busting the myth that he lacks pace.’ Suddenly feeling optimistic again! https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2022/06/28/ajax-chief-sends-exciting-message-to-newcastle-united-fans-ahead-of-sven-botmans-arrival/

Snap!