Coffee_Johnny

Not easy but incredibly exciting (note to self: re-read this when you’re frustrated as fuck wading through the ‘made-up maybes’).

Off to search for it ?! Thanks for tip (…hope the heed’s alright).

Define small group? I reckon four is a group (of purples ). Any additional ‘growers’ don’t count.

A little bit of Vurn could go a long way! Or not as the case may be…

Could put out quite a different side. Hopefully only absolutely necessary changes will be made.

Great post and stats ?

Quickly.

Miserable ‘Grey Man’ moaning that Bruno should have been sent off. Hope they are relegated; pretty sure they will be.

Nice touch! (Confetti)

That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.

C’mon Nick lad!!!

Howay young un. Now’s the time!

We’re loosing it left, right and centre.

I think Wilson has been unlucky rather than wasteful. He’ll get more chances.

Not having a great game. Won’t have gone unnoticed.

Decided that this fuckwit of a co-commentator is making his way onto my list.

Fucking arsehole commentators. Went to kick the ball and missed. No more than that.

Anderson for Joelinton

Fair play to him. I swam the distance of the channel for MacMillan (in a pool over a number of days) and was knackered—thigh hasn’t fully recovered a few months later! Really impressive of him to take it on, especially given his age and medical history.

Feel your pain, brother. But I hope you’re right!

Having a pre-match chat to entice ‘Madders’ to the toon (possible farting upon to come after…).

Vested interest in us qualifying for Champions League?? ?

Already one point above the PL average for 4th place (68) with two games to go. Four points takes us to the average for third (73); six to within five points of average for second (80). Next year’s target?

Just looked at Leicester’s away form. They’ve won four (Wolves, Everton, West Ham, and Villa) all between October and February, and drawn two Brentford and Leeds. Scored 28 (1.6 per game), conceded 41 (2.3 pg). Canny!

Happy to chip in. We could get something really nice between us.