Coffee_Johnny

Favourite bit was in the, resigned depressive, calm after a (quite impressive…) storm of abuse: “4 nil down… in a semi-final. 4 nil down. 4 nil down. 4 nil. 4 fucking nil.”

Eat your heart out, Henry Cavill.

Walking around ‘unbandaged’ at the end. Can’t be anything worrying.

To be fair like, there were some telling stills & clips doing the rounds before the match of Bruno twatting Arsenal players in various games.

Someone show some respect to Ham thread and call it glorious spurs or something.

Need to be five now 😉

Got the final touch sorted now Ant!!!

Doing great work. Touch/final ball just a smidge off (so far).

Gordon’s blowing hard. No wonder mind. Covered some ground in a sprint.

Well done Ant lad. They don’t like it up ‘em!

Great play. Sven lad!

Or get a ARSE sent off?

So thought that was 2…

Trying to get a reaction. ✅

Great left footed shot. Isak doing a Murphy!

The JUUUIIIIICCEEE!

Holy fuck!!!

HTL

Please no. Please yes.

My favourite view of the city. Once voted the most attractive street in England (fuck you Bath!)

A hex on you witchy-poo 🦴

One swallow… and all that. If we sign players on the basis of them scoring a hat trick against us, Chris Wood would be cheaper.

You know what. Fuck it. I’d rather lose this than the final. Let’s just give it everything and try and beat the entitled arseholes, for the third time this season. Havertz thinks they’re going to come here and score ‘3,4, or 5…’. Let’s see how that works out for them. Let’s channel PS fucking G! HTL

Right. That’s me ready to run through walls. Hope the players feel the same.

Jilly Cooper and Clarkson maybe