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Couldn't believe it was further wide than how far out he was

Sure I just saw him holding off pretty much the entire French team with his back a couple of minutes ago, like Shearer in the corner 20 years ago

Seething at the way they're turning themselves inside out and ripping each other to bits about something so inconsequential. It's literally only a problem to them because of the corner they've painted themselves into and the inevitable loss of their pretend moral high ground Absolutely seething, aye

Teetering on the narrow line between fake human rights outrage and good old fashioned racism now, splendid

I cannot believe the club has done that to them I'm calling plot twist of this is a sweetener and first step to us playing our home games at Sunlun for two seasons while they make SJP a 90,000 seater

Not quite so spectacular as the way Zidane went out unfortunately but still

Pope

Only thing that would bother me about going out of this is the thought that the mackems will have got themselves believing that we thought we were going to win the competition

Cannot wait until they build over the few fields that are left between Boldon Colliery and Castletown so the urban sprawl is complete and there can be no further guff spouted about catchment areas

Reasonably confident that all his non-nonce tags relate to Saudi and Newcastle and also reasonably confident that he doesn't get out much, so it's maybe not that much of a surprise that he's rapid

can't believe they saw through the subterfuge tbh

Oh aye, absolutely end of the day we're a third of the way through and there are only a couple of wins in it. Would be deliberately self-effacing to conclude anything other than we're at least contenders at this point

For another thread probably but.. ..leaving false modesty aside, we absolutely fucking are like. We've played a reasonable number of games now, most of them without a full squad, and we're there or thereabouts. Who is there to really fear when you're playing like we are? I don't think we're going to win it for a second but you can't look at the league position and think we don't deserve to be there like

Dubravka to Man U, other than the 'bigger club' bit

Elon will sort it right out

Didn't doubt it for a second, honestly

I know at least two there. They definitely exist

I don't think he'd take it if it was available Why the fuck would you

Aye, least he was honest about his motivations

Still trying to convince each other that they'd go and support Tow Law if they got bought out by anyone who wasn't verifiably saintly couldn't look the bairns in the eyes marra I mean, it's literally all they've got and it is a reasonable lifeline to cling to. It's just that they're all lying twats, they'd be ower the fucking knot if it was them

I can't remember the last time I couldn't stop smiling about football

1-2 :/

Epic thunderstorms all over the south coast just about to engulf north London. Postponement incoming