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"shut up man you big fanny no one likes you" is some fine tweeting

He might have watched Goal when he was little

The ignored distinction between appraise and apprise is a big pet hate of mine you don't appraise someone of the situation, although plenty of folk think you do

How many teams in League One could you confidently mark on a map of England? I reckon I could do 6, including Sunderland

I like the one from "matteopoop" which is the same image and the text LOOK I HAVE THE SAME ONE

She'll be able to go to that bar Jaqen posted about, and talk to people about the innovative space the monkeys occupy and future plans to get people to convert actual money into digital fuckall. I'm sure she'll be absolutely thrilled

Matter of time before we're getting laughed at by folk for keeping our money in a bank, the way we always have about old folk keeping theirs under the bed

Cannot deny I'm a little bit concerned about the marketplace for this absolute fucking guff being called OpenSea

to this in particular

Works ok it just being a ticket though

Cannot wait to have football clubs that are worth £18bn at 9AM and are down to £3.50 that afternoon

fucks sake man

cannat listen

A couple of sea lions similarly transformed with Mike Ashley and Steve Bruce's upper torsos could have worked the last couple of years As I say, I do like our badge as it is but I maintain that the seahorses, whether interpreted as a noble chimera or otherwise (I'm sure the leaf at the end of the tail must be significant also) do not add to it (there don't appear to be leaves there - definitely saw a version this morning with a maple leaf style tail, probably some Canadian supporter chapter) There's a dedicated thread for it so I'll stop posting about it in the SJP thread now though

That's the point though, they're just useless little floating things and not in any sense, actual or figurative, a workhorse of the sea

Aye, that's what I meant when I said it's a bizarre choice something lurking in the sea that neebody ever claps eyes on. Could follow it up with a sea cucumber or a lamprey At least the mackems just went with a good old fashioned ship's hull as a note of their seafaring exploits

Did any of our main industries have anything to do with seahorses?

The seahorses bring nothing to the party for me like absolutely bizarre choice to remind folk that the town has a connection to the sea

They're on the civic centre as well of course so aye, there must be something there. Seems an unusual choice but they're better looking than just fish I suppose

I prefer the detail and fake heraldic feel of the current one to the other two that I can remember, like. The circular one with the curvy lettering and the C along the bottom is fucking awful IMO prefer the one with the magpie in front of the castle and the plain lettering, but the current one is miles in advance of either I reckon. I wouldn't necessarily object to a change but I wouldn't go backwards. Nee idea what the seahorses are about mind