I'm not that arsed about football fwiends like, have to be honest. Being everybody's second favourite set of third rate underachievers has not scratched any itches for me.
His ghastly little homily at the end is a bit misjudged but I don't think I'd have an issue with the rest if it was a different club like. It lacks his usual subtlety but I wouldn't have expected anything other from the Guardian to be fair
Cannot help but agree with this like I don't think anyone will be relegated this year, least of all us, but I do wish that a ceremonial first move would be to thank him for his efforts and peddle him