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Wenger has been my shout like

Aye. Shola Ameobi would cost us about £45m this January.

Adrian Chiles being a proper sanctimonious cunt the last couple of days. Expected better of him, I'm not sure why

To be fair, amidst all the faux outrage and credulity-straining reasons why this is a good thing for them rather than us, there are plenty of posters on RTG replying with exactly the right attitude - who gives a fuck and keep supporting your team

Proper Newcastle United text on the East Stand Proper manager That'd do me for a few months until the window opens

I can't even remember my last one. Gave up Gallowgate M season tickets when Allardyce was there and have been maybe three times since. Next one feels like it might be hard to get tickets for me, my brother and my dad together tbh

Wish I was in town but a bottle of 2014 Reserva is going to have to do

I just bought an old Northern Rock one last week, probably worth hundreds of billions by now

Christ I wish I was in town

I expect the Ashley Out lot will now melt back into the concourses, their jobs done. They'll always be watching, though, and if the takeover doesn't go as planned, and things start drifting back toward corporate greed and lack of ambition, then they will be summoned back with the ghostly symbol of a decaying pigeon projected onto the clouds above St. James' Park

Second headline on Radio 4 not even the sports headline, the actual headline

Keep thinking about it ticking on to 5PM today and we've heard nowt

I'm mostly delighted to be rid of Ashley, but I'd be lying if I said that the whole Richest Club In The World thing was entirely immaterial to me that said, I'm not convinced that the entire contents of PIF's coffers will be made available for transfers like

Is anybody at all sounding a note of caution, other than that absolute fucking balloon who keeps going on about mbappe?

I hope there's a helicopter incoming with the proper Newcastle United writing from the East Stand

Said it last time and will say it again. I get limited enjoyment from being a fan of everybody's favourite also ran soap opera. I reckon I can live with a go at undeserved success.

Same

We're looking doomed, like. I'm not given to pessimism but the gig is fucked

Four

That was so much better, like. IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR RIYADH oh no, it's gone to Bulgaria instead. Miss those days

FT A glorious day

Aye, would like nothing more than a couple of good towsings in the semi

Aye The was difficult to maintain