Miggys First Goal

Don’t worry, @Alan Pardew, I’ve grown to like you since you left us

Did I not hear Leeds were interested in Pope? Sure I saw that on SSN last night.

Going to be announced alongside Callum’s new three year deal.

Delaney is a cunt. End of.

It’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coming…

Like... are we actually skint? Is that why we're doing this?

Eddie, howay man, let him go.

Should just give him a bump in salary, change his job title to Head of Football Operations and let him loose.

So we love FIFA now?

Goodbye transfer war chest.

Are they contributing the $1BN prize money?

This kid will never play a game for us and then we’ll sell him to Forest three years from now so we don’t get fined for breaching PSR.

Those knackers will pay it, too.

Simeone about to get one whiff of SJP and be like “Ayyyyyye…”

Howe vs Simeone

Didn’t realise that Man Utd owe Adidas £15m for not achieving European football.

Glad we’re sticking to our ‘no mercenaries’ policy.

I’m happy for Man Utd. Well done. We’re still licking their arses for getting us CL football, right?

13:31 on the first day of the transfer window and no signings. Bring back Ashley and co.

Get this fucker signed so we can move onto the next transfer drama.

Harvey Barnes in Tesco Kingston Park this morning buying some sausages.

Sandro’s coming to steal your girl.

Let’s add them together! WAR CHEST!

So we’re choosing to not trust Hope today?