Miggys First Goal

Is it true that Isak's agent is going to be there tonight?

Blast this into the away changing room.

Can't wait for the East Stand oldies to complain that it's too loud tonight.

Nee cunt wants to go up against this team.

Wish it was kick-off now.

After every crunching tackle, Ringo just spouting “peace and love, man, peace and love”

12 hours from now. Newcastle United already 1-0 up, but also down to 10 men after Big Joe went all Roy Keane in the tunnel pre-kickoff, verbally abusing VVD, but then taking it one step further by smashing Wirtz through a wall.

“We wasn’t” What?

Imagine if at 18:45 tonight, when the teams are announced, this cunt’s name is on the team sheet.

Only saving grace with that is it means spittle won’t be on commentary.

Fuck any Jota tribute. Boo the fuck out of YNWA. I don’t care if the whole country hates us and calls us heartless. Fuck. These. Cunts.

Imagine Richarlison, Bruno and Big Joe in the same. Three hotheaded bastards bullying the opposition.

Kinnear will always be goated for the whole Simon Bird you’re a cunt presser. It was at that moment that everyone realised this was gonna be a bumpy ride

Under the impression from who though? Is this his agent telling him, "Aye, Alex, if Newcastle get a bid of £100m, they'll accept it and you'll be on your way to Liverpool" and putting that idea into his head?

Hope Isak is sat at home watching that video and thinking about how he's missing out on all the fun.

We'll probably actually see some Saudis at that point. Probably 40 to 50 of them.

40 to 50 people would have had all our transfer business wrapped up before the CWC even started.

Slowest workers ever.

All I do know is that Eze is doing it the right way. Training and playing. Some cunt here could take some lessons.

I don’t know which club wants which player now. SSN just fried my brain.

They’ll probably let him go to Spurs for £25m the way this transfer window has gone.

Get. It. Fucking. Done.

Acting like Isak. Don’t want. Move on.

Have we not been linked with Alexander Sørloth yet?