Miggys First Goal

And he plays chess! Mucho intelligent!

Oh, Romanonce has spoken. Oi, fucking do one and choke on your spaghetti. And don’t even touch the Moretti. That’s just for Sandro.

Absolutely love wor Eddie. What a man. Could you imagine any of our recent managers being so eloquently spoken like that? Maybe @Alan Pardew, but that’s about it.

It’s not even a unique deal. Villa announced the same thing a week ago.

If he’s still here after the transfer window closes, are we going to going through the same shit come January?

Felt physically sick

Opened Twatter and this was the first thing that popped up. Saw the emojis and thought there’s no fucking way Isak has redeemed himself. Then saw the bum fluff and realised it wasn’t him.

Heard they got Alan Barnes to do the announcement video.

Love a good bonkers deadline day.

Isak, rat, cunt, take your frustrations out on Liverpool, not us. We were on our way to signing Ekitike until they came along. Had we signed him, and had Liverpool stumped up the required amount, you could have been living in Merseyside now. But no, they had to be Billy big bollocks and do the whole if we can’t have Isak then you can’t have Hugo routine.

Football is fucked like when a player can basically hold the club hostage, refuse to play, and the only recourse we have is to stop paying him for six weeks. So he sits in the reserves and still gets paid for the other 46 weeks of the year? Ridiculous.

I know it’s not his style, but would love for Howe to come out and go scorched earth on Isak now like.

Didn’t someone say we can only stop his wages for six weeks or something crazy?

Somebody throw him in the Tyne. Cunt.

What part of THREE YEARS LEFT ON HIS CONTRACT do these thick cunts like Antonio not understand?

We should just go for Barcola for laughs.

You’re trying to tell me there’s only ONE person who makes the final decision on whether a work permit is granted or not? And that ONE person is a Liverpool fan. And that ONE person is delaying it just to stop our potential CEO taking up his position? Sounds canny fucking viable to me like.

Fucking happy with this.

This little beauty is arriving tonight.

Thread title change to HERE WE GO!

Said recently when this all kicked off that I never got the feeling he connected with the club in the way the likes of Bruno and Sandro clearly have. Seemed to me that for Isak it was only another step in his career.

Into these cunts!

Howay, @HaydnNUFC, get the Villa thread started.