Miggys First Goal

I want to punch this cunt in the throat.

He’d fit right in there.

I keep seeing Downie’s name in the thread title and my mind immediately changes it to down as in turned down.

Get the fuck out of here

Fuck it, we get Sesko and keep Isak, I’ll be happy to bring in DCL as back-up.

Fucking get in!

Next tweet I need to see is bid accepted, player flying in for medical.

Get Gallagher in FFS.

Has the penny finally dropped for them?

Was sure he left last summer.

And Old Trafford is a toilet that leaks.

Which of the cartel six to come in next and tell us, “no, Newcastle, you can’t have him”?

Exactly this. He’s already a workaholic on-field without having to deal with the off-field bullshit. Reward the man for the miracles he’s performed. Get a rock solid structure in place to back him. Let Eddie stick a rocket on the arse of the team and he’ll take us to the fucking moon.

Waiting for a Fab “Sesko only wants Manure” tweet in 3… 2… 1…

Signs for us and becomes a perma-crock.

“Alexander Isak is out injured with a broken leg after a training ground incident on Tuesday”

The greatest babyface turn ever. The redemption story arc begins.

We absolutely told them to fuck off

Liverpool are pussies really. Tapped up the player, turned his head, caused friction now at our club, took an age to put a bid in, finally put a (frankly embarrassing) bid in, get told to do one, and then scurry away with their tail between their legs and decide not to put a second bid in. Did we just outmanoeuvre Liverpool? That’s it? One bid? It’s like chasing Sydney Sweeney, promising her the night of her life, she keeps knocking you back until you eventually wear her down, she gives you a shot and you last ten seconds. That’s it? One bid Liverpool. That’s what we going to call them now. Pussies.

Did they phone us and say “£110m?” Then whoever answered the phone just said “No” and then hung up.

Nah, fuck that. Cash flow not being an issue for us is not the issue. They’ve behaved like cunts this entire saga. Their fans are the most entitled wankers walking the earth. Time for us to stand up against them and tell them, if you want him so desperately, then we want everything up front. No deals. No structured payments. No Klarna. Pay up or fuck off.

If we even considered accepting that deal (we won’t), then everyone associated with the club should just quit.

Maybe I’m thick, but what does he mean by independent media? Seen him mention it a couple of times.

Deserves football journalist of the year award for that.