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They should let Mason play a women's team. He'd last about 3 seconds before his legs were snapped off by 21 players all at once.

Nick Pope header

Yeah mate, no issues with any La Liga clubs. Let me just pull this 'financial lever' here.

I don't really expect us to win, but I hope (and expect) us to give it a bloody good go. I can't just 'expect' silverware, it's just not something that happens to us, but if it does.... if it does, man. High intentions, low expectations.

This is what fatherhood does to people.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/matty-willock/profil/spieler/289845

And drinking cheap hair gel too.

It's Matt Le Tissier I feel sorry for

Let's forget that second half eh

Bizarre to see.

Fortunately it's a completely different match

Yeah, they're fukd. And bombd.

Feeling a little laboured.

Trouble with Newcastle, boring defensive football

Great work

Can I shock you, I like Longstaff

I was wrong before. I meant to say "Jordan is a moron."

As he hasn't unlocked many lesser teams, not sure why this would be the case. But wish him well.

I'm awaiting the hatchet job by the media on Chelsea for buying up all the players, in the way we were supposed to. Seem to get a bit of a pass eh, weirdly.

Goodbye Noho Hank

The usual work-permit stuff that magically crops up when someone is from the Americas.

Probably too late to get paperwork sorted at this rate.

Until y'know, a Liverpool sign them and then it's 'why weren't we in for them' etc.

Nice sand Berger. Tasty.