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In other news, Chris Wood is not made of wood

Please, no-one mention payment in sausage rolls, or Greggs. Done with that shite.

He'll probably end up being a better striker than a midfielder. You crazy Brazilians!

For sure. If they've only been going for one CB then that's silly. But let's not mistake the amount of Carlos media talk as evidence of that.

"Anyways, sorry that we've missed out. Instead of using that time on others more available players." I mean it seems a bit like you're saying wasn't worth trying! Anyway, here's hoping Badiashille walks through the doors in the next 48 hrs.

Its annoying but it's just a cost of doing business where it's speculative. Some you win, some you don't, and there's no way of knowing for sure without trying (no matter what some would say, it's never 100% sure.) It's not even obvious that the deal is 100 percent dead, after all...

So what's the takeaway? Never bother doing anything in case you waste time?

Homer Simpson: "If something is hard to do it's not worth doing." Also worth looking up 'outcome bias'. Football is rife with it

Cash-Bak!

'You're getting hired in the morning' as Big Dunc presides over Everton's hammering. I can dream

3-0. I always guess 3-0.

I so want us to beat this lot. FOR RAFA!

I knew there was a reason he was on the block list

I hope you get it back from whoever stole it

I'd anyone thinks Keegan would come back to management now you're out of your mind.

Prep for 'I think Howe is poor' diatribe ad infinitum

Change the bloody record.

Would only need him on loan. Best deal all round tbh.

We sold Andy Carroll for a crazy amount so... Swings and roundabouts

If this goes ahead it'll be a crying shame that the Botman deal didn't happen. Botman and Robin in defence would just be too much.

He got his pay rise. Job done

Bojack Horseman seems more likely now

Hu-Stay

Nothing wrong with the concern. We're all in that boat. But when mooted solutions are as simplistic as FM etc. then those non-solutions are going to be criticised.

Shelvey out, Lingard in, it's just better.