Ben

Arteta needs a few weeks off

Looking at todays talk in the papers I've changed my mind GK Allison CB Guehi RW Mbeumo

Can we not just get Allison ?

I reckon Iraola would be more suited to Spurs but again he's not proven long term. HOWEVER Spurs have tried everything and nothing seems to work so fuck knows.

Fucking pundits are shite, when will TV companies realise that because someone was a great player it doesn't mean they'll make a great pundit, I sometimes think Directors and Producers just get starstruck. Let's put some of these football analysts on.

Bout time the Saudis built us one of these stadiums

Very similar to when we lost Mark Stimpson

You want Vlach to fuck who's bum ?

I think a lot depends on who actually goes this summer from the subs

GK - Trafford CB - Huijsen RW - Mbeumo I reckon

Watford sack their Manager

Must be nice, I remember fixture piles ups cost us under Sourness and Pardew, we got no help whatsoever.

How many do you think we need ?

As with anything Newcastle I'm a pessimist, just look at what happened last season with Man Utd winning the FA cup. With our remaining fixtures i can see this going tits up, Forest losing tonight might calm my nerves a bit.

I just think we didn't get a run of luck today, every cross we put in the box went to a Brighton player, I wasn't keen on the Wilson sub, especially when Isak stayed on, canny point, great point if Chelsea and Forest somehow lose.

Anyone else got a strange hankering for a Burger King ?

The derbies on a Sunday pubs were open at 9am but they had to serve you food. I remember Yates been covered in bacon sarnies

Stop Palmer and you stop Chelsea, maybe even drop Willock for Longstaff and just have him mark Palmer out of the game.

Hopefully Chelseas negative approach will fuck them over.

Howay Liverpool

Never mind Youngin, you might get 1 minute at the end of next weeks game.

What did Mintas hand signal mean ?

Sky have been promoting the Chelsea Liverpool match as "game of the weekend" so they need to try and justify it. In reality it's probably not even game of the day out of today's 4 matches in the Premier league

What sort of an Old Firm derby has no bookings ?

Looks like we have basically took over Brighton tonight.