Ben

Imagine having him represent us in Premier league meetings rather than Charnley with his Slaters suit and bean stained tie.

No way I would back anyone in an argument with Edwards

Haaland 100% (his pace from zero to beating everyone is crackers) but I'm not sure about Nunez. I can't remember ever seeing Isak playing but the reports are mental and the fact Howe wants him means I want him.

Might not pick them out in a line up though

YouTube Foster is available on a free Frazer plays for Spurs

Watford must have made some coin since relegation with the parachute payments added

Imagine man, not to mention the backup we'd have on the bench.

Does everyone have the same games as me then ?

It must be a pisser to see your rivals spending enough money on one player to buy your club two times over and still have enough change to purchase most of the property in a square mile of the stadium

I think his agent is driving this move

That's his world cup chance gone, Kane, Toney, Abraham and Rashford will probably be the four Southgate will take now.

I think we could easily overtake our feeder club from Manchester

Is this more reason to have a Brazilian midfield three (with you know who)

I must admit I see no reason to do a loan, its crazy to improve a rival by renting them a player which effectively weakens our squad.

Our powder has been dry for 13 years, get the cunt used.

Sounds like one of Bob Mortimers childhood friends.

Dubs will double if not triple his wages by going to Man U, he's gone but not till the last day of the window.

Definitely deserves a place in our squad but I think he'll be better off going on loan and playing every week.

Kind of wish we kept the Preston wall now.

Harsh but I was disappointed in Wood, Ritchie and Murphy.

Total lack of class in midfield, gis Paquetas number I'll sort it out.

Here's big Joe, some fuckas getting crunched

I fuckin knew it

Really enjoying this

Not one journalist has a clue what's going on, it's fantastic.