Ben

I need a recount

If he hasn't kept out enough goals in two seasons to get us in the champions league he can go.

Off to Portugal tomorrow for warm weather training, just the 11 days this time doesn't want to take the piss

I think he might have something lined up

He must wanted sorted ASAP so he can go to the Plate tomorrow

Rice is better

Rooney off ?

No way man, if this is confirmation I want a whopper.

With the callous ruling by the American courts today and the desperate state of human rights in the US I'm calling for the immediate banning of all football clubs (Liverpool and Man U in particular) that are owned by Americans.

I'm still hoping we are doing fantastic deals financially just now so that we can unleash a thunderbastard of a transfer later in the window

Fucking suck up

As an old twisty bastard he is the epitome of what's wrong with modern football

Ffs.........I've just getting the white smoke above St James picture

I once taught an ex Hartlepool player that made and lost a small fortune, he always said he wished he had better advice when he was young and daft.

I think his form went with Southamptons towards the end of the season

Any good ?

Probably, he was a cracking bloke, when he married his wife she had to leave her job at the council offices because only single ladies were allowed to work there.

One of the old fellas that used to go to our local club, left Newcastle to go and play for Tow Law for double his pay.

Aye, Everton must have a massive squad of average players now though

I thought I turned down man u because he didn't want to leave that there London

Who does he replace Shelvey ?

Looks like fatty is going after Derby today, he's putting his money where his mouth is.

Why don't we have a fresh start and give every player a clean slate for this season, some players are better than others but believe it or not we don't need a scapegoat, my memory of Wood last season was the penalty he scored under enormous pressure not the chances he missed.

Wood will be our super sub this season, brought on to either hold the ball up, or smash a few about if we are looking for the win.

Did they sign those two loan players that were out of contract this summer ?