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Not sure if this belongs in the 'daft bastards' thread but I'll leave it here for now. Liam Kennedy on the big story he has. "Maybe we shouldn't have teed it up" "This is a significant significant (sic) story" "It could be a good thing that they've gone from 'press the button on this now' to very quickly going 'hold it there'" "I've been holding parts of the story back since December but new bits of information have came out recently."

He had plenty goes at it. Tomasson, Andersson and Ketsbaia had all smashed it in weaker leagues. Rush and Barnes were brilliant 10 years prior. Perhaps we should've just pooled all the money together and bought Ian Wright or Robbie Fowler.

Les hadn't actually left but he'd given Tottenham his word and felt he had to honour it. Anyone remember 'honour'?

A billion in compensation for Ashley; F all for NUFC. Sounds about right. And by the way, if they've got their heads screwed on 300m for NUFC is a much better deal than 4bn for Salford Reds. International fans are not loyal like those daft legacy fans. Chinese and Indian kids aren't gonna want Man U gear when the oil tycoons start measuring their drills. I just hope Amanda has explained this to them. 300m acquistion + 500m on players over 3 years + 100m on infrastructure + 100m to buy Alnwick Castle for Rafa to live in = 1 billion and we're laughing

The O&D papers are probably already stamped. Just need Glazer and MBS to sign at the bottom.

Thank god the Saudis are image-conscious bastions of morality. They’ll drop us like a fart on the metro if Man U become available.

Shit. Inherited the greatest Liverpool team of all time. You just had to put them on the field. He deserves some credit for winning the league with Blackburn but they did spend a hell of a lot. Newcastle shit. Liverpool 2 shit. I think he won something in Scotland with Celtic. Barely counts. At Newcastle he signed about 40 players in 18 months and found 3 good’uns.

Either way, it’s probably true that we need to stop up and that scares the dry biscuits out of me.

Salary caps + high taxation of the clubs would work. Redirect the money to hospitals, bairns, lower league teams... We can only dream.

“The Liver Birds’ linebacker has been ejected!!”

One player's dad from each team to run the lines All tackles must be below chest height Only direct assaults on the referee himself will result in a red card Any team unable to field 11 men is permitted to ask up to three bystanders to fill in Referees to cut the second half short if the score line is getting a bit silly

Johnathan Liew has written some rotten stuff about us. I hope he gets burgled.

Do you want “our club back” or the Saudis? Honestly, you can’t have both.

The first thing any of these supporters' groups should've been doing is to get the likes of Shearer, Rob Lee, Keegan, Warren Barton and Beresford on a camapign to back a boycott of NUFC. I want to see Phillipe Albert directly shaming people for going to the match. I want to see Andreas Andersson calling match-goers 'big gimps' live on a Swedish cooking show.

If Fulham are still in it after game #36 we'll shit out pants against Sheff Utd and Fulham. Steve will have us playing with fear, loathing and Jonjo Shelvey.

And no one has ever asked people to break the law or get themselves in bother. All we've ever had to do is not go.

They say a good referee should never be noticed. Mike Dean blends in like poo in a hot tub.

Everything is rosy in the garden. We'll hobble owa the line and then it's new ownership or a new hobby. Feels lush.

Get big Big Jow on to saunter about！

Hope they set fire to the joint

Hope his hair grows back in ginger

Good to see us playing the old 60 metres between midfield and forwards set up.

How do refs fall for it?

Man U fans showing us up again. Action vs apathy.

If we discuss the takeover craic in the ‘made up bollocks’ thread will you still drop in every 5 posts to tell us we’re wrong?