Candi_Hills

To the doubters & mentally anguished, if you think Keith and the gang are all piss and no shit, then why not just ignore these threads? Just wait until it’s on the yellow bar at the bottom of your telly. I’m not trying to be snarky - I just don’t understand your motivation. I, for example, have hitherto given the male grooming thread a miss because I’m naturally fragrant. No reason for me to be in there.

The fellas who used to write for True Faith back in the paper days were worse. They styled themselves on being the coolest football fans in history. Articles on shoes and jackets were common and every article heading had to be a Joy Division or Clash reference. Drenched in working class self-pity but sophisticated and stylish at the same time. Dirty finger nails but tidy Paul Weller haircuts. It was a midlife crisis in print form. I’d much rather hang out with Keith and the vicar.

Amdy Faye was a bung deal. I’m almost sure.

You knaa the big story?

Why would Liam Kennedy piss away all of his journalistic credibility by pretending to have a big story that he’s waiting to release? It makes no sense to believe he and Keith are lying. Kennedy, Caulkin, Hope, Hardy etc. are all Newcastle fans and decent lads. Aye, they’ll fluff a story up from time to time, but they don’t invent mental shit that’s going to make them look a knacker 3 days later. Kennedy & Keith are obviously sitting on something quite meaty (no gay jokes please).

People talk as if we have been duped and are being taken for a ride again. But there has been no lie, no grand conspiracy. Only complications, appeals and setbacks. It’s frustrating but the story trickles out month by month.

Or he’s a bloke who’s spent a fortune and gets a bit excited when he’d be better off biting his tongue. He has something. Kennedy confirmed the story is ready to go when they get the nod. Will it be underwhelming? Maybe. Are they lying about having a story? Highly unlikely. Just be patient, man.

A continent-wide fan boycott of football would be nice.

PSG v Bayern was more open. Neither team played defensively tonight but they did keep it very tight when they had to defend, which meant there were a few clear-cut chances. I can sort of see where Flip is coming from although I thought the game was excellent.

I hope MBS was watching tonight and thinking, “I’ll show you investment.”

I can picture Masters stamping the Arsenal takeover papers while his eyes are still reading a letter from Shaheed Fatima.

2-1 Newcastle and a Big Jow shot on target to silence the doubters.

I hated Obertan too. He had an inflated opinion of himself and was angry at not getting picked. He was lucky he got picked at all. A proper manager would've rather chucked Hatem's owld undies onto the field rather than play Obertan or Sammy Ameobi.

Can you link a tweet where he said people can’t be fans if they don’t live locally? To my knowledge, it’s based on a comment he made about Shell the lawyer while he was on Wraith’s podcast. He said she’s not a fan (of NCSL) but people took it to mean “not a fan of NUFC”.

Put yourself in Keith's shoes, man. He wrapped in work and spent his pension on solicitors. The wife's going ballistic. He's been holed up in the attic for a month pinging tweets and emails about and sometimes he doesn't even come down for his dinner and it goes cold and Mrs Pattison is going fucking mental. Finally, after nearly a year of unrelenting dedication to the cause, he's got his hands on the mother lode - an email exchange between Daniel Levy and Richard Masters. He's like a kid at Xmas who wants to show everyone his new bike but he's not allowed out the house until his impetigo has cleared up. Nowt wrong with wor Keith. Probably.

It's always been that way. But if Keith wants to spend tens of thousands of pounds to snap away at the PL's ankles while De Marco takes them on then he's got my respect.

Keith said, "People ask me what do you actually do? Well, I'm going to show you next week." Perhaps then, Keith, via his little legal pursuit, has managed to gain access to some documents, just like the bloke from The Chronicle did. Now he and Liam are just waiting for the nod from De Marco. One thing is for sure. It's shit or bust for Keith after the build up he's given himself.

Keith replied "11" in response to the following... "How big is this news on a scale of 1-10? I know its not the takeover but its obviously significant to it. Cheers" He also said, "it's the bomb that will win the war". I think we can be quite sure it's not the takeover complete. It's most likely just incriminating evidence against the PL.

Liam Kennedy reminds me of Tim Key (Sidekick Simon). He's got that chubby funster vibe to him.

The big news is surely evidence of collusion between the PL and the chosen 6 either in relation to the super league or directly to our takeover. Keith has pretty much spelled it out for us, has he not?

Unfortunately, I think tonight will just be 90 minutes of "I know something you don't know". He's not ganna say what it is before it hits the Gazette, is he? That said, I do believe they're about to release something substantial and my guess is that it'll be at the behest of De Marco.

It's a valid question and one which Keith addressed directly. "People ask me, Keith, what are you actually doing? Well, next week you're going to find out I've been doing." Let's hope he delivers.

I doubt it. ManorPark and Whitley are the two most optimistic posters and neither of them strike me as daft enough to think a loss at the arbiration case is part of a Master plan.

I'm not even convinced they matter. A clean and fair hearing seems almost impossible. It'll probably just come down to who has the best connections and who can blackmail, lobby and bribe the hardest.

Perhaps the big 6 could have a mini knockout competition at the end of each season called ‘the uber cup’ where they play to win the parachute payments of two of the three relegated clubs.