Fantail Breeze

Because 12 months ago a deal was in place to buy the club and we just needed to pass the O&D test. Now there is no deal in place, the deal has been blocked with two complex legal procedures in the way. It’s hardly rocket science. You’re in the wrong thread posting your unrealistic nonsense.

The keepers were both horrific in the shootout mind. De Gea didn’t look like he’d save a penalty even if they were still going now. There were three or four that should’ve been comfortably saved.

Not true at all. The mackems winning 6 in a row was the best moment for Feyenoord-friends. Someone in peace said so on RTG.

Heads gone. Put your Man Utd jim jams on and go to bed mate.

At least Owen is so repulsive you can muster the energy to dislike him. It’d be difficult to even have any sort of feelings towards Scholes.

Great news for everyone else then. #keepolein

Fantastic. Keep it going Ole, you’re doing a wonderful job. Fuck it, no pressure to ever win a trophy again as long as you can scrape into the top four. Don’t worry about getting past the CL group stages either, just concentrate on that top four again.

Quick! Backtrack and pretend it’s all okay that Man Utd have won fuck all in four years. Some massive checking of the Ole rose-tinted glasses manual tonight.

Probably. But he’s had plenty of opportunities to sell us before, obviously wasn’t too bothered then. He’ll be more bothered about keeping his relationship open with the Saudi’s. Money he never had - a gambling man like Ashley is more than willing to take a punt, especially if it’s money he never started with.

It’s no-lose in reality for him, isn’t it? £17m to spend, not a single penny is his own. Lose the case? Drags on for two years and keeps him away from the pressure of doing anything remotely ambitious. Small chance of winning? Great. The takeover happens.

No. But don’t let that stop you being distracted from the lack of transfer activity, Bruce being in charge, shit football, a lack of protests and no ambition. Uncle Mike is on our side. He’s spending the deposit money on a fruitless public court case... That’s right, it’s not even his own money he needs to use to carry on this whole charade.

I’m still unsure how it’s not possible to get promoted from a league when you outspend the other 23 clubs combined The likes of Lincoln going for promotion, who could be outspent and resourced using someone’s personal credit card.

Ole still managing to produce the square root of fuck all. No trophies and couldn’t be further away from winning the league. Absolutely fantastic for non-Man Utd fans. The fact they idolise him and think he’s brilliant is even better. Keep him there Even if they turn this around, 2nd and winning the Europa wasn’t good enough under Mourinho.... It’d be the world’s greatest achievement now.

Wonder if those four will accept a new deal or fuck off elsewhere on a free. They absolutely have to get the recruitment right this year imo. If they cock this up they could end up going backwards and ending up mid-table or worse.

Well he has just fucked up the league on his first attempt in a one team league. Took over just after New Year so pretty much had half a season. They drew 4 and lost 8 all season, he oversaw exactly half of those. Only got through to the cup final on penalties in the semi against Montpellier too. As well as being beaten comfortably home/away by Man City.

Blimey. I really started to doubt it. But it’s now being covered by MLex to their 6,000 Twitter followers, written by the superb Simon Zekaria, to all 400 of his followers. Phew. Things are really hotting up. Keith saying “@SimonZekaria typically looks at the issues...” like he had ever heard of him before 9.20pm today.

If someone actually took Bruce off us (and paid us), I would suck off every single supporter at their next home game. I wouldn’t even care that the inside of my throat would look like goats cheese. I would sleep soundly at night knowing that fucking useless and pity craving arsehole darkened someone else’s door.

Also sold assets from beneath us and riddled us with loans to himself, due to his own incompetence.

It’ll be all “woe is me” five games into the season when we’ve had one shot on target. “Everyone is being mean to my dad”. At least it’ll fire Hope up to stick the knife in more.

He’s nowhere near as good as Hayden like. He’s also not mobile at all. A combination of Shelvey and Cattermole. Thick as mince, lazy as fuck and makes horrible tackles to show how he ‘gets stuck in’. Offers nothing from a footballing point of view. A signing like this would show we have zero ambition though and would be a good enough reason to not watch next year.

... but we just need to #wait.

They’ve been poor since Slavia Prague knocked them out of Europe. Weird really, Tottenham’s form also nose dived after getting knocked out by Zagreb. Maybe it’s better to take Europa seriously. More wins and progression in a competition does great things for form/morale.

Another good news story from today: Pickford missing out on Europe after a wank season for him. Hopefully the thick mackem tosser will not be #1 in the summer too.

Days spent in the top four: Man City - 130 Leicester - 242 Man City won the league and Leicester finished 5th, with 20 points separating them. I’m not sure how that’s even possible

@CalmintheChaos aka @Tubestationatmidnight