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That’s an incredible miss.

That was just an agent pleaser for their Portuguese agent-ran model. There is nothing about him at all, he’s total turd.

Goal music too and the “you’re shit ahhh” at goalkicks.

Stifler making an assessment of an entire city based on visiting it once, for a couple of hours for a football match

These are 16th in the table for away results. They’ve got nowt to play for and have a packed schedule of games. Couldn’t ask for better opponents.

When he took over, they were in the playoffs Now struggling to stay in the top half.

We’re 3 points away from 9th ffs Some people need to put down the bleach. Everton beat a very, very poor team today - but they’ll not get more than 3 points from their next four games.

Unless Burnley win tomorrow, the relegation fight is over. If they win it’s a straight knock out between them and Everton for the final place.

We’re as good as gone mate.

Gerrard He was the best manager in the league after two games.

Could be a blessing in disguise really, a Leeds and Burnley win this weekend and nothing has changed for Everton and this has now put Man Utd in the shit.

Not sure how that was any different to the one given against Soyuncu for Leicester at Arsenal a few weeks back, if anything he made much less contact with his hand.

Great save by Michael Keane.

@Danh1I wouldn’t take that mate.

Gonna have to go back up to a 10 if it stays like this. An 11 if Burnley win tomorrow.

When we went down (both times) did we ever come up against someone as wank as this when they’re supposed to be good? Maybe I’m remembering badly but it seemed like everyone actually turned up against us and made it difficult for us.

How many short corners are Man Utd going to take before they realise they are ineffective?

Sancho is one hell of a flop, by the way. Dreadful. 3 goals in 25 appearances for Man Utd as an attacking player is minging.

There is just no movement at all, they’re walking. That can’t possibly be the instruction.

Matic with the mobility of an Eddie Stobart.

Just about to say something similar. Don’t look arsed at all.

Matic with a criminal bit of play to lose it on the half way line and of course Maguire deflects it in

Seamus Dummett having a stinker so far.

Proper old school tackle there. Brilliantly nowhere near the ball.

Happens loads with English keepers. Ramsdale gets it too. Really straightforward saves and they act like it’s a worldie. If either of those went in it’d have been a mistake.