Moose

Arsenal ought to count their lucky stars that this team of imposters turned up today, I'd wager that the 18 other teams in the league would've given them a tougher test. A truly baffling starting line up today

Looked better when Wolte came on Wissa as useful as tits on a fish Elanga braindead moron Arsenal are the footballing equivalent of al-Qaeda Arteta is a massive nonce Two shit teams playing out a shit game in a shit season

Hot take

Is it fair to say that the majority of this lot have chucked it?

Arsenal really couldn't have picked a better opponent to help them get back on track

Copium washed down with Deludemol. It's powerful stuff

As you were at the bottom then, thank you Wolves for being useless shitebags, get.out the league right now and never return thank you. Fuck you too to Everton for nearly screwing West Ham. Over to us now to serve football by smashing Arsenal then?

IIIIIIIIIRONS'l!

What a shit season, at least we still have the Trump Cup this summer

I can't believe you just did that

Fuck off Wolves, disgusting cunts

Just seen that line up, Lord have mercy

Sounds promising but the Portuguese journos are notoriously dire. You might as well get your gossip from Frank Chippa

I don't know what's worse. Those stats or the way the mackem must pronounce his name. "Reewfs". Yeah, the name pronunciation is definitely worse!

Nissan must have got a big order in round about half time, all the on-call staff scurried away in a hurry

They still might make Europe yet, but if they don't, they'll look back at this season as their best chance in generations.

Must be a goalkeeper, I keep hearing that 'Jesus saves'

He'll be an upgrade on Murphy if nothing else, but that's faint praise.

Completely shut down by FIFA: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy813gy08v2o Rare Infantino win

I'm astonished they haven't found a way to shoehorn Israel into the world cup

I'd rather we move the entire tournament to Iran tbh

100%, our season is done so all I ask for from the Football Gods is this: 1. Mackems to miss out on Europe 2. Spurs go down 3. Arsenal bottle the league In that order. Yes, I'm that petty.

I wonder what he'll do next. He's obviously a shite manager so maybe a cringe, high performance influencer? I look forward to his YouTube video titled: I made £4 million in PASSIVE INCOME in just 4 months! 😱💰 His expression in the thumbnail would look something like this of course: