Moose

Meanwhile at Celtic Park, Nancy's bat shit crazy formation and squad selection has been the main reason for their worst run of form since the 70's so he's reacted today by..........changing nothing. The Celtic fans are spitting feathers about him, if you put Kris Boyd in charge of Celtic I dount even he would've tanked the club as badly in such a short space of time. This has to be Hearts' year! Surely to fuck!

Hopefully it's 12 weeks but counted in 'Wissa Weeks'. So about 2 years.

Fucking hell, this injury ITK has covered all bases in 2 tweets, he's the medical equivalent of Luke Edwards

Rivalry and bitterness aside, that looked like a really nasty injury and I hope it's not as bad as first feared. I hope it's significantly worse.

Sounds promising

I'm sure the mackem and/or dipper lurkers in this thread are reporting back to their pals about how cruel we are for laughing at this

Check score See Isak scored Moose is sad Open up N-O to vent about Spurs See he fucked himself in the process Moose feels better The lord taketh, the lord giveth.

Will come on at the 80min mark to help see out the game with Liverpool 1-0 up thanks to an Ekitike goal. Liverpool go on to lose 2-1 with Isak missing a sitter at the death, heading the post instead of the ball.

Sorry, my comparison to Obertan was just me being facetious about how a fast player doesn't necessarily a good player if they're severely lacking in other areas, I wasn't expecting it to be taken literally For the record, Elanga is demonstrably a better player than Obertan

Nope. I'm out. Aye, he's fast but so was Obertan, get him to fuck.

Better. I think he'll never be more than a good squad player who'll be solid if unspectactular, but I think that's all he was ever going to be. Happy with his progress so far, hope he keeps it up

1st Half: 22/23 Newcastle 2nd Half: 25/26 Newcastle Aye the refs was pish, but what's new, our composure is pathetic

Yes lads! THAT is an Eddie Howe Newcastle team, speed, aggression, bite, fighting spirit and a bit of shit housery thrown into the mix. Everyone has been excellent but special mention to Miley, what a fucking warlord! Nothing they can do will heal the pain of last Sunday, but seeing them play like that again is about as close as it'll get.

Outstanding, simply outstanding

Ah man, that's sad to hear, I remember many good games between Whitley Bay and Terriers, especially around the time they got taken over by that American millionaire who traced his roots back to Bedlington and declared himself Lord Bedlingtonshire.

An absolute quagmire of dross I seem to remember Modibo Maïga was on the verge of coming here in 11/12 but failed a medical and we got Cissé instead

LJM isn't a very wise owl. If I've learnt anything about assessing an incoming player, manager, coach etc it's to always trust what the locals are saying! Sheff Wed fans would do well to heed the warnings from us and Rangers before getting too giddy. I know our circumstances and ambitions are different to Sheff Wed's but we're talking about a cancerous individual here with corrupt moral values, he'll find a way to shaft and exploit a club whether it's Real Madrid or Percy Main Amateurs. This is strikingly similar to reading the reactions of WBA and Blackpool fans just after they appointed Bruce.

I want to see us be nasty bastards again, go out there and bully some cunt lads!

This is absolutely sensational. A friend of mine who is a Celtic fan said the only reason he got the gig is cause his assistant knows Paul Tisdale (former Exeter manager who is Celtic sporting director) Tisdale only got the gig because he met Gavin Strachan at a wedding. Gavin Strachan only got the job because he's the son of Gordon Strachan Gordon Strachan got the Celtic job cause he played golf with their majority shareholder. Celtic are an incredibly successful club but they're ran like a bowling club. If Hearts don't win the league this year after their two biggest rivals hired absolute spoofers like Nancy and Russell Martin then I don't know what more it'll take!

Is it not Murphy at RB, Tino LB and Willock on the wing? Whatever the case, there's gonna be a square peg in a round hole somewhere

Celtic's new manager has gone full 'Facebook Mam'. From what I've heard, pretty much the entire fanbase want him hunted already! This has potential to be one of the greatest banter appointments of all time!