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Southampton bring absolutley nothing to the league. Nothing! They'll go back down with barely a whimper. Hull aren't exactly the Harlem Globetrotters but at least they're Northern and have been out the league for a fair while. That said, Hull fans still hold cabbage heed in high regard (probably the only fan base to do so) so they lose credibility for that.

Scottish football has been going off on a mad one this past week! Here's James Tavernier flaming Danny Röhl about last night's shenanigans. I don't blame him at all for going in 2 footed on the manager, it was a dead rubber (which they lost anyway), let the guy have his moment ffs you fanny!

You've got this mate, Celtic are absolutely shite. This title has had your name on it since September, all the scandalous decisions this past week will make the victory even sweeter!

You'll never guess who John Beaton (the ref who gave Celtic a soft last minute penalty) supports! No seriously, you'll never guess.

I didn't have the commentary on so I thought it was cause the defender elbowed Trusty, I have absolutely 0 recollection of it ever being close to a handball!

All the English cities named on that map are fucking dives. I wonder if he just filtered the display to only show cities with '>10 Jeremy Kyle participants per 100 citizens'

Celtic and Rangers fans will still look you in the eye and tell you that the officials are against them though. By the way, Motherwell play some lovely stuff, they're limited by the profile of player they can bring in but their style of play is a joy to watch, it seemed like they had 14 players on the pitch at times. What a showdown it'll be on Saturday! Hearts will do it, they've been on top since September, they've got the testicular fortitude for this!

Elsewhere in Scotland, our old boy James Tavenier was supposed to have his send off tonight at Ibrox after 11 years, 120+ goals (from RB no less) and captaining them for most of his time there. But he had a falling out with their no-mark manager and has been left out the squad completely. He's on the front cover of the programme too! His final act as a Rangers player was being subbed off at Celtic Park and the Celtic fans giving him a standing ovation. What a completely fucking miserable way of bringing down the curtain on a long career there.

Celtic/Motherwell Falkirk will roll over for Hearts, Motherwell is where the fun could be

I'm not sure how we can ever come back from this....

If we meet in the middle and go with 65m then we'll have done quite well. Most importantly, we're not selling him to a Sky 6 club

How about we leave him at the City Ground and bring Elliott back home with us and we'll all pretend that none of the ever happened eh? I feel like the catastrophic Wissa deal has taken a lot of attention away from just how much of a disaster he's been here.

Ainsley Harriott is an Arsenal fan. So only 2 things.

It'll get ruled out as the officials won't want that wining little gimp going after them in the media. They'll bottle it.

The Spurs relegation, Arsenal bottle job and Hearts league title looked so promising about 2 weeks ago. All on thin ice now. Fuck football.

It's OK everyone, he said on a no-mark podcast that's he'll come good. Keep the faith!

HOWAY THE LADS!

Absolutely sublime goal!

FT. Celtic 3-1 Rangers I tipped Rangers for the title a month or so ago but by God they're awful. Celtic 1 point behind Hearts and go to Motherwell midweek while Hearts are at home to Falkirk. Hearts are still in the driving seat, but Celtic will start to believe now

Pre-split they play everyone 3 times so post split they'll play an opponent at the venue they only played at once

Old Firm not going as planned. But wow, Daizen Maeda, take a bow.

Pope Thiaw Botman Burn Murphy Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Wolt Osula Maybe?

In which universe timeline is Tino sold for 1.2m more than Elanga and Wissa were bought for? An insulting offer.

Good call, they are the Kingmakers. They knocked Rangers down to the canvas before Hearts finished them off. Hopefully they scud Celtic and the point they gave Hearts ends up being enough to get it over the line!

Happy enough with him as back up, I'd like to think we're aiming higher for a #1 though