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The Benton Buffalo

If it's 5 teams from the premier league, it seems fairly ridiculous that a quarter of our teams will be playing in the 'champions' league. Then you add on the other competitions, and European games will be even more commonplace. I'm just a stick in the mud, though, as I still think 4 teams in the CL is too many. I also believe footballs should be made out of leather and there should be a cup of tea and an orange at half time.

"And once again, Matt Targett collects the man of the match award"

The current first choice back line has mostly been good under Howe, so I don't want to exaggerate any problems after a bad result. I also don't know how much the weaknesses the back 4 have are due to deficiencies in other parts of the team. For example, whilst I like Dubs, I'd probably upgrade there and have him as my backup. Just having a keeper communicating more to the defence on when he's got a ball covered, organising them more or coming to claim the ball in a commanding way immediately takes the pressure off the central defence and makes them look better. Likewise, not spilling shots back out into dangerous areas. Also, whilst Shelvey has done an OK job there, he's not a specialist defensive midfielder, so that again exposes your defence. Longstaff being there today exposed them even more as he was pretty anonymous. Although, in fairness, de Bruyne was all but unplayable. Then at left back, Targett has been very dependable, but sometimes exposed against top teams. Without wishing to get into that argument again, though, some of that will be down to the gaps ASM leaves him to cover, which you just can't do against the best. All that aside, a central defender is a must - both Schar and Burn have their strengths and weaknesses, but either would improve with a quality first choice addition there. Targett - I'd probably bring him in, but longer term I'd like another specialist LB too.

Wood needs a motivational goalscoring coach. I suggest that recording of Ando yelling "Just put it in the net!" on a loop.

I'd guess because guaranteeing that spend is part of the conditions of the sale, so it is part of the price. Our owners could have bought us for £300m and not had to spend a single other penny on infrastructure or anything else if they chose not to. I.e. the £300m alone satisfies the seller's demands.

We want 7, we want 7!

Actually, I just looked it up and, in a way, we are both right, as there were widely criticized US tours both years. However, as for being disastrous, in 11/12 we fluked 5th. Whereas in 15/16, we ended relegated. So in another, possibly more accurate way, it is you that is right.

Looks like Boro missing out on the play offs - two down and Luton ahead as well.

I'm pretty sure I remember some disastrous pre season tour of the US when Pardew was in charge due to the distances they travelled. But I have total faith that this one will be better organised. Might be good if it raises our profile a bit in the US too.

Disappointed we're not in the all inclusive Butlins in Portugal.

He will be now

On the one hand, I'm reading, he isn't very good. But on the other, he's always injured so he won't play anyway. Sounds to me like his two biggest weaknesses cancel each out, so I don't know what people are complaining about.

Come on TV directors, take this to penalties. I pay £20 a month for this BT subscription.

The World Cup in the winter, plus playing alongside good examples like Trippier (with Graeme Jones clearly knowing Southgate) might be a decent incentive. It's probably a long shot for him, but still. I'm a bit indifferent to him coming here, to be honest. But that's probably because I've barely seen him play.

Hard to know the context. To be possibly far too generous, he could just be saying it's easy to create that many assists if you're at Liverpool or Man City. Either way, it's a daft thing to say and will backfire. I'm sure there was a comment from Wilson a while back (not entirely admiringly the way I read it) along the lines that he was difficult to play alongside, because he didn't put the crosses in when you'd expect and so was hard to predict. Next season could well be make or break for him here, assuming he stays.

Poor Steve. He has all these brilliant ideas on tactics and formations, but try as he might, wherever he goes not one of his teams is capable of knowing what to do, or be able to play in a different style to the previous manager. These players should all be ashamed as they really have let him down time and time again. He's the unluckiest man in football.

A couple of Yankovs there.

I agree in general, even if a decent chunk of their fans let them down. Still, they add a bit of spice. On the upside, according to one of their forums, Richarlison has a £25m relegation release clause which might be worth a punt. And they reckon they'll lose Phillips for about £60m with the English player tax, though not convinced I'd take the risk there.

Agreed re the Arsenal optimism. The last home game of the most emotional season in over a decade - the atmosphere should be something special. As for Burnley - I think we'll tonk them whether they are safe or not by then. Especially if Trippier is back.

Leeds have the worst remaining fixtures, a mostly championship team with bad injuries in key positions, such as Dallas, and a goal difference equivalent to a dinosaur-extinction level asteroid strike. They played well in spells yesterday, but still lost 4-0. Their main hope of points has to be home against (top 10) Brighton, or away against a resurgent Brentford sending an emotional farewell to Eriksen in their last game. Everton will probably beat either Watford away, or Palace or Brentford at home. 5 points doesn't seem unreasonable from those. Burnley are on a good run, but all runs come to an end at the bottom of the table. I can see them getting 3 points from one of their Villa games, but not winning both. So, 37 points for each and Leeds down on GD. I'll change my mind tomorrow.

Probably Leeds, possibly Burnley. I think 37 points will be enough, unless you're Leeds, in which case your goal difference will send you down. Everton have another 5 points in them.

Gray suffering with a mysterious short-lived arse injury there

This is one of those games where the side in the bottom 3 plays well, and fans and pundits say "if they play like that in the remaining games, they'll be OK." And then they go on to lose their next game.

Even if it's an unfair criticism, I really wouldn't care if we did have an unfair financial advantage in January. We didn't start all that. But we sure can finish it.