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Yeah proper Hail Mary that. Actually embarrassing it's something that they considered. It would be better to have not done anything because it shows there WAS money to spend and presumably a fair bit of wiggle room PSR-wise, we just utterly fucked up the actual identification of potential players.

Who gives a Frenchmans fuck about last season? Managers change, players change, team dynamics change every season. What happened last season happened in the microcosm of last season. No two seasons are the same. Those around us have changed massively and we've done two thirds of fuck all. Standing still is going backwards.

2/10 given how teams around us have strengthened their first XI

Aye, the facial version of 'fanny like a stamped bat' 😂

He's had a face like a dropped quiche for about 3 month tbh.

I'd have been happy selling Gordon if it meant someone like Tomori and Raphinia coming in.

My posts are almost always entirely facetious. Don't get got.

Richest clerb in the world have finally replaced Paul Dummett and Matt Richie after 3 years in power. Get the bunting out.

Remember in 2021 when we all thought we'd sign Mbappe. Good times lads.

What's Adam Nonceson even up to these days? Is he out?

There's literally zero reason we need to be this shit.

Hall poor, Joe poor. Feel bad for Willock too. Surprisingly Miggy hasnt been utter dog. We're a low possession, counter attacking team that is actually shite at counter attacking.

He's actually so mint

Hope he scores a hatty against us

Yeah little club partners, fair enough. I was more talking about big name, big money, front of matchday shirt, training ground, training kit, warm up kit type sponsors.

What the club hasn't done is helped itself expand that spending power by finding new sponsors and revenue streams. The only new sponsors we've managed to find in three years is a fake events company in Saudi Arabia that's already owned by our owners.

What I don't know is in what way that's supposed to matter.

But both reasons end in the same outcome, a top player leaving.

That... actually could be something quite sexual.

This generations Kevin Gameiro

Lose this and I'm going to start calling Eddie Anatoly Dyatlov cos he's going to cause a meltdown.

I'm sure we'd want our strongest team for the semi/final, should we make it.

Whole backroom staff cucked beyond belief by Palace of all teams.