Izakaya

That's George Lucas ye fuckin plinth.

Undroppable

Inject it deep, deeeeep into my arsehole and beyond.

Doctor Congo 😂

Might as well have signed Allan St Maximin back tbh.

Getting very RTG in here. We're three posts away from someone offering another cunt out, or a watch your letterbox warning. Don't let them pull you down to their standards lads.

Big nick is a dancer Voltemade's the answer He can score from anywhere Whoaaaa ohh, geordie German Whoaaaa ohh, he can score from anywhere

Yeah all of them are amazing. May need a DHgate link for a few.

Weyland-Yuchelsea man 😂😂😂

"Detective Inspector Andy Griffin, who is leading the investigation, said: ‘My team are working at pace to establish the full circumstances that led to Michael’s tragic death." Mag conspiracy marra, look into it.

Schar doesn't know if he's Arthur or Martha at the minute

About as useful as a Zimbabwean tenner.

The extra length on the body is horrendous. Looks like Big Hec's foreskin.

One less team in the race for top 7 then.

Sell Gordon now

Gone by Xmas

That fit would do numbers on any menswear blog on the planet. Blokes cool as fuck.

Little spaz reads Plato but can't read a room. Probably still bitter the dippers never came in for him when the rumours were doing the rounds.

Scousers man.

Problem is, Liverpool absolutely feed off tragedy. They'd revel in it. I just want him to end up like Delle Ali, or Jaden Sancho.

Post the rest please

I was rather pleased with myself at the time 😂

Woltermade feels like a real coup, possibly Thaiw too, but the rest are below the tier of player many of us were expecting at the start of the window.

It would have been somewhat acceptable if it wasn't for that hideous back graphic. I still wouldn't wear it like, let alone pay $250 for it It's like when you go into H&M or Zara and see a half decent jacket but then realise the lining is lime green and it has CONCRETE JUNGLE DREAMS or some inane shite down the sleeve in comic sans.

£55m for a bloke who's 29 in 2 days is pretty insane stuff given how much of an unusual hard-on we seem to have for him. Hes a mid table striker, would have been a fistful of much younger players at the same level in Europe. But why do I even give a fuck it's not my money.