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I thought the same, but then the Trafford deal made realise we aren't that clever and just got lucky.

I reckon they'll sell no more than 1000 of those worldwide. Absolutely honking.

Chelsea winning the PL comfortably next season imo.

Banger

Comments full of African banter boys recycling the same jokes every time.

Smug little cumrag who thinks he's That Guy. Garnacho, not Eddie.

Romano only wants a fucking hiding.

Is he going to help us buy players? Or is he going to further shrink our scope by placing unnecessary xG stat noncery on an already narrow list of potential talent?

Ugh.

Podgy bald nonce.

Well, that's an image.

So he's not going to City now? The fucks gan on

Nowt there that hasn't been said almost verbatim on this forum over the past week.

Chiesa set to leave the dippers. He may look like a painters apprentice from 14th century Florence but he could be adequate cover as 2nd striker or LW backup should Tony Gordo leave.

Could smerk a tab in a monsoon with that canopy.

Well..yeah, isn't that just what every club does every season anyway?

Quite like this renaissance-man ponce era he's in. He'll be turning up to training carrying a New Yorker tote bag full of copies of Infinite Jest while sipping a matcha latte next.

€95m. Insane. Bet he flops.

Yes.

The pool of players were trying to shop in aren't desperate to come to Newcastle United because they also have the choice of signing for City, Chelsea, Liverpool or other cartel clubs, Eddie. Again, I'm a moron, and I can easily grasp this concept.

Yeah it's seemed like it's been completely confirmed bar the official announcement for months now, for him not to sign after all that is honestly fucking pathetic from the club tbh.

Yes but you can't keep just signing elite players. We can't sign any elite players at all at the fuckin minute anyway.

It's insane man. Even the mackems have managed to knock out £100m of squad players in a fortnight.

Mbuemo, Trafford, Guehi.....

Apparently some joint in that Sheepfolds is trying to sling pies for £15, 😂 in Sunderland. I'll give them til the new year at best.