Izakaya

Hahahaha what the fuck is going on

HAULED OFF!

Been locked after a few dared to say Exiles behaviour was a bit weird.

Look at that fucking freak man. He's like a half autistic Alan Alda. Why's he trying to be a yewchewber at his age?

Split arses should be at home scared for the front door closing, not getting involved with footy marra

Him-a-ray-ez I thought.

BOTH!

Woy has a literal woman's fanny hanging from his neck.

Reckon we'll get a press conference to announce a new sponsor partnership?

Definitely stuck in the 70s, which is sad in itself, but then you realise how old they are too.? They're all desperate to be seen as hardmen, and use terms never heard for decades like 'split-arse'. Let them crack on. A lifetime of fryups and Vaux will see them dying of cirrhosis and jealousy by the kerbside soon enough.

Wouldn't mind a "Howe are we, Howe are we, Howe are we so fucking shit?" chant after the inevitable spanking.

It seems we're happy to be strung along by Sevilla, and will end up missing out on others by being too focused on this guy. Is he even worth €40m?

Wtf if we aren't in for €7m there's something up.

Can't see Howe being anywhere near ruthless enough to drop the captain unfortunately.

Absolutely no reason we shouldn't have at least 2 of those in on loan already tbh. Nathan Ake too.

Fuck my arse i forgot Jones was still here.

We're going to go for Pogba aren't we

A lot of those came from utterly atrocious keeping mind ?

Who gives a fuck what we're paying? It's none of our concern. It's. Not. Our. Money

Are we in the 'hot hours' yet?? ?

Agree, which is why we should have had a DoF well sorted and bedded in before the transfer window opened.

We aren't staying up

Can't see us scoring. 0-2, and the crowd turning nasty.

What in the jizzing thunderfuck is going on here

Plus his lass is from Shields.