christ

Somewhere on the Iberian peninsula, the Spanish Colin Warris is laughing his tanned tits off.

Waste of a thread. Never happen.

“Newcastle United are delighted to announce a club record sponsorship deal with E45.”

I’m not unduly concerned like. Timing of the announcement suggests it’s been known about for a while, which means you wouldn’t expect it to interfere with transfers.

Doesn’t see eye-to-eye with the manager and his mate who hired him is also leaving. We probably shouldn’t be too surprised.

Not convinced Man United are in the business of chucking huge wages at people now Brexit Jim is running the show. Isn’t Dorgu on something paltry?

Add a new Goldbridge tier to the bottom of the journo/ITK list.

I can’t believe the club haven’t called upon N-O’s PSR experts to tell them how to get around the regulations.

If you’re using a browser that has a text only/immersive reader function you can just turn that on to bypass the paywall.

Bunch of fannies in our fanbase. Can’t wait for the crying when we don’t sign someone during the mini window.

Once again, the best thing about the club. Thanks to Heron and everyone’s hard work.

Crazy that no one involved thinks this will be an absolute disaster.

I think he’s our best ever.

Love you too.

“This concerned me.” Get a life.

An absolute legend. One of our goats.

Serves Wilder right for wearing that top and not putting a bra on.

Man United have spent themselves into a bit of a cul de sac, to the point where they of all clubs got potential PSR issues. Spurs are still going to be ran by Daniel Levy.

It’s nice to see both teams carried their PL performances into the final. Absolute shite from the first whistle. Delighted Man United didn’t equalise because 30 mins more of that would’ve been torture.

Supporting Spurs tonight, if only to witness Ange’s post-match press conference.

Genuinely pleased for Palace. Their chairman may be a bellend and their middle class try hard ‘ultras’ cringeworthy in the extreme, but seeing a team for which winning a trophy matters so much is always better than City, Liverpool hoovering up another. Would I be saying all of this if we hadn’t won the Carabao? Absolutely not. I’d be green with jealousy.

Not worth being good IMO. Give me midtable irrelevance and a stress-free existence.

That looks worse than the real thing.

Just put the flag up ffs. It was obvious.