christ

At least Goldbridge has the good grace to be amusing sometimes.

I’d like to propose a new forum rule - players can only be referred to as an ‘international’ if a) they played some minutes at the last major tournament their nation was part of, or b) have played in friendlies since the last major international tournament their nation was part of. I’d like to see the mods come down like a tonne of bricks on those who disobey too. Proper punitive sanctions. Bans and all sorts. Stop this silliness once and for all.

He played two and a half friendlies for them some years ago. He’s less of an international than Calvert-Lewin.

Other than his comparative youth he’s not a step up on Schar, Lascelles or even Krafth in that right CB position. We’re panic bidding now. Not a great sign.

Be furious if we sign him. Absolute bum who we’ll have to upgrade again sooner rather than later.

My opinion hasn’t changed. We might be about to dodge a bullet.

I did suspect we’d go back for him at the end of the window.

It’s a national newspaper and their website doesn’t crash your browser window, so that’s incorrect on two counts.

State of that cunts hair

I still don’t think he’ll be any good.

The fastest we’ve done anything this summer.

It can never be said enough

Liverpool publicly pulling out in this way is the equivalent of a lass posting ‘don’t need no man, just me and ma kids now xx’ on Facebook after a break up. Give it a few weeks. Next steps will be interesting. Entering the realm of fines, loss of loyalty bonus etc now if he doesn’t return to training with the first team squad when they get back from Korea. Reckon he’s overplayed his hand here by going the nuclear route.

£110m is offensive. I hope they were told to fuck off.

Haven’t watched enough of Wolves but there did seem to be a bit of collective pud-tugging over Strand Larsen towards the end of last season. Bits and bobs I have seen he didn’t appear to be anything spectacular like.

I dunno about yous, but the last fortnight has turned me right off the idea of signing young players who we can sell on in a few years for a PSR boost. Give me old cunts who we get sick of the sight of.

Makes sense because we need to replace guaranteed goals with guaranteed goals. Taking a punt on a project player could backfire very easily, which is why I’m pretty lukewarm on Sesko.

Think this’ll come to head pretty quickly now, because I do think Liverpool don’t want to get bogged down and miss out on other deals. Once they come back in with a sensible offer then we’ll have a decision to make.

He can want to leave, but he’s acted like a bit of a disrespectful bellend.

Kill me now

I’m excited by the prospect of finally having a memorable deadline day as we panic bid for anyone who can loosely be described as a striker.

Bird in his eyeline

He’s the most ‘late career renaissance at Fulham’ player we’ve had in a long time. Might as well send him there now for a nominal fee and get the ball rolling.

I only pretend I’m Eddie Howe when I’m wanking in front of the mirror.