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christ

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  1. He’s class, but no one is paying £100m outright for him at the moment. He’s not in that very top tier of CMs that can command that type of fee. He will get there though.
  2. .com is still my first port of call for NUFC news. It might not be the fastest but it’s trustworthy. The On This Day section is invaluable too. Great reminder of some of the wank we’ve endured over the last couple of decades.
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    Dan Burn

    That was just your patter.
  4. It felt kind of inevitable that we’d suffer when you consider how much effort was expended against Chelsea, PSG and Man United. In the modern game you can’t play the same XI with virtually no subs five times in three weeks and not see a drop off in performance. In hindsight Howe probably should’ve rotated against Everton - chuck in the kids and Ritchie, Dummett etc and take it as an L - but can you imagine the reaction?
  5. He’s a liability in this system. He might be able to play with his feet a bit better than Pope but he looks like he’d rather get kicked in the bollocks than come for anything around the penalty area. Send up the bat signal for Ramsdale.
  6. The Mariana Trench looks shallow compared to our goalkeeping department.
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    Joey Barton

    Whatever it is, it’s so transparent. At least Le Tiss actually believes the absolute shit he torpedoed his career for.
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    Joey Barton

    I’m more upset by how fucking lazy this anti-woke heel turn is than anything else. Ignore the attention seeking cunt. It’s tragic he’s had to pivot to this to pay his bills.
  9. Someone’s jealous of his bunk beds
  10. Decent performance but turned up today with his custom BG earring upside down. 6/10.
  11. Thought he more or less ran the game in the first half. Ridiculous how comfortable he looks on the ball at his age.
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    Football podcasts

    I’ve long since come to the conclusion Pete either doesn’t really like football or doesn’t understand it. He’s always talked absolute shit. Most of his analysis is surface level stuff. His self-flagellation about the takeover whenever he has to talk about us is mighty tiring too, and I feel broadly similar. I don’t need to go on about it constantly though.
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    Miguel Almirón

    Still not his biggest fan but he’s been on another level against Chelsea and PSG.
  14. Bizarrely he’s wrote a really glowing article about Miley in which he’s more than complimentary about our performance. https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/nov/28/lewis-miley-psg-newcastle-united-champions-league Clearly just after the engagement.
  15. He barely moved second half after that early chance. The way Howe kept pulling him over made it look like he was being very heavily managed.
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    Nick Pope

    Absolutely convinced him booting it into touch on the left wing was a tactic. He was at it again tonight after doing it repeatedly in the home match.
  17. Our lads have spent the last five or six years getting the shit kicked out of them by Matt Ritchie. Probably don’t even notice it.
  18. When he hits puberty he’s going to be massive.
  19. It’s not a hangover, it’s an alcohol-induced mental breakdown. Quite shocked that this is apparently news to some people. I though it was pretty common.
  20. It’s ruined drinking for me to the point I only ever go big on really special occasions. I’m basically a lost cause until about three days after. There was a point about five or six years ago when I stopped getting all the physical symptoms of a hangover and just started to feel deeply depressed instead. Really weird. Assume it’s an age thing.
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