christ

The rate we’ve shipped goals this season it’s a worthwhile investment.

He shaped up to head it and let it drop over his head As bad as it was from the keeper that’s absolutely brain dead defending from Clark.

Does he want a lift?

Bellamy was rated but had a reputation IIRC. We got lucky as he was our second choice after Francis Jeffers from what I can remember. Robert was just class.

Used to love The Ramble but completely lost interest when they started pissing about with the line up. Felt like it went from being mates talking about the match to ‘hey, let’s milk the fuck out of this’.

I find most of our fans insufferable, so I don’t listen to any NUFC podcasts. I’d recommend it.

It wouldn’t be part of their plan, but I don’t know why they’d immediately sell us at a huge loss rather than attempt to get us back up.

He was nowhere near the worst we’ve had in recent memory. He was bang average, but he was a damn sight than better than someone like Rivière.

It’s perfect if you want to understand their willingness to throw good money after bad on absolutely mental projects.

Our new owners are spending billions on building a big fucking city in the middle of the desert that’s a single straight line. And you’re worried about spending £25m on a fullback?

Anything to be said for just chucking rocks at it?

You rang?

Botman lol.

Nah, cyber bullying is class. I want to see him doing more of it.

Won’t happen. Agents and players will have a fit. It’s why the entire idea is nonsense.

That’s top class WUMing

Imagine the size of the borehole.

That back-to-back challenge towards the end which ended with two of their lot laying on the floor appealing to the ref was brilliant.

And some people seem to think it’s a fluke we’re down there and we’ll be fine Does my tits in.

We had to take him off because he was blowing out of his arse, but the threat of ASM had Norwich playing five yards deeper than they did when Miggy came on.

Just bung him in centre mid and you’ve got your £40m player.

He’s the only person in the 50 mile radius with a left foot apparently.

This. I’m more miserable know the club isn’t a bombscare off the pitch. Bring back Ashley so I can slide back in to apathy.

Manquillo is the only one who seems to move.

Never want to see this cunt in a Newcastle shirt again.