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I'm all for this and for JT to run it as some sort of Island of Dr. Tindall, replete with gene spliced abominations like Erling Poundland and Ryan Fraser on piano.

Made Longstaff look athletic the chunky kinder nonce. He's going to be glacial by the time he hits his 30s, Pirlo-esque jog only mode. He also made McGinn look like a £300k player at best.

Is that Bruce Willis form Twelve Monkeys time travelling into shot? What a pose!

Divint see Woodgate or Colo scoring braces do you? Top boy, top defender.

He's there to miss them! Had to laugh when he beat Bruno in a foot race to defend a counter over 50 or so yards. Must've taken them 30 seconds to cover the distance, time almost stopped.

Glad we didn't sign Diaby. Bailey should've started. 8-2 on aggregate for Eddie. Not bad given the state of our season with injuries and all that jazz. Top away performance.

Good ebening.

Dan Burn letting Diaby out of his massive pocket to be subbed. Ah, shame.

Italian rat coming on.

Superb half, not sure where Villa's intensity is but if they continue to play as they have, we can win this and kick-start the climb. The Isak injury is bollocks though.

I wonder how much a few Parkinson 15 mins here and there could've alleviated the inevitable. Shame, imperative we bring in a loan striker now, and they'll likely be shite.

EMERGENCY WOOD LOAD INCOMING.

That can't be real? Hah, he's wetter than Arteta!

Pretty sure it was this game; Ginola elbows Dixon after he's kicked all over the pitch, loses his head, never recovers form...etc.

Shame we can't ever make that complaint as it doesn't happen in reality then isn't it.

We're not signing Hall at the end of the season. This is the result.

Howe's doing a good job showing us what Mourinho in charge looks like.

Burn and Longstaff, hahahaha, Fulham man.

We're really going to do that whole defend deep for 45 minutes and concede in injury time routine again...fml.

Burn done his back again.

That's a PSG chalk off waiting to happen.

Our entire in possession movement in horrific. Players like Burn are a massive part of that, his effective passing lanes are back to Botman, a hit and hope to Gordon who's covered by 1 or 2 men, or lose it by punting it. It's honking, it needs to be better.

Is Bruno doing some Pacqueta betting here? Nonsensical decisions on some of his passes.

Bruno playing like he's on the kinder eggs again...

Like a new signing!