Nucasol

Kalimuendo or however you spell it. Went to Forest.

Neck free pints. Gan radge.

That’s where I’m at with it. We could recoup a lot back from KSA and take a small financial hit like with Chris Wood. Will be worth it for his contributions across the next couple of years I imagine.

Oof.

Can Lemic be hung from a noose from a helicopter like that narc rat Omar Suarez in Scarface?

Gas mark cunt.

Geeeeed up there Mola Ram!

0/3. Fucking cunts.

Can we lace Lemic’s coffee with polonium? Litvanenko the cunt.

Stupid cunt hurriedly backtracking because of his lazy clickbait phraseology. How do you expect people not to pick up on such an obvious statement?

INTO THESE CUNTS MATTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY

Burnsie burner per chance?

The Saltimbocca Sodomiser.

I’m not stopping now. Have a spreadsheet with a column of Italian cultural icons side by side with a column of the most deviant sexual peculiarities you can imagine. Alliteration mix and match fun and games…

Just reflecting on the Fettuccine Felcher’s Twitter posts last night. I don’t think there’s anyone in the media I’ve even remotely detested as much as Romano. This is a “personality” (using the term very fucking generously as there are single celled organisms with more charisma than this gabagool) who appears to have made it his summer’s mission to get a person he’s never even met a move to another club. The way he’s pushing so hard on this - I’m not going in like this unless money has changed hands. Really hope someone inside his circle goes full scorched earth on him and blows the lid on the fraudulent operation he’s running.

His desired club have fucked him up the ass twice. Once by buying Ekitike; then secondly by buying a completely unproven and untested Wirtz for £117m to raise Isak’s value to a stratospheric level.

Isak and Alvarez swap; Atletico throw in Gallagher as the balance. We flog Willock to Fulham to get some additional bunce in for Wissa. Job done.

West Ham 1-3 Chelsea Man City 3-1 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves Brentford 1-2 Villa Burnley 1-1 Sunderland Arsenal 3-0 Leeds Palace 1-1 Forest Everton 1-1 Brighton Fulham 1-1 Man United Newcastle 0-2 Liverpool

Gordon or Sven I reckon.

To be fair, the gangster scumbag will probably be too busy trafficking underage kids for sex work or helping Abramovich avoid sanctions, the heap of shit.

Suck my hairy plums Romano you mozzarella molesting meddler.

Stick it up your ass you fucking cockroach 🪳

Tres bien Maupay! Allez les abeilles!

Neigh chance.