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There’s not a single doubt that Jacob’s upskirts lasses on the Tube. I’d wager he has a cupboard full of Rohypnol too.

The Vermicelli Violator mudding Boehly’s Blowjob Bitch. Things you love to see.

You mean they’re monstering their Dobby-looking cuck?

I doubt Donkey Teeth regrets what he said but currently he looks a right cunt. Outstripping the whole of Europe by a country mile.

The Victims are expert at this. It helps having media teams chock full of 80s Liverpool glory supporters to get that sympathetic voice out there.

Let’s see how Rodri fares after his knee injury. He’d be a smart pickup as the long term replacement.

I mean that’s the dream right there. Will struggle to achieve it without selling the Snake though.

Because he’s clearly being briefed from the LFC side and his agenda clearly fits a particular narrative (engagement bait). This window has been an education in how the Breakaway Bandit clubs use client media; really enlightening and disheartening at the same time.

I think so. Spurs signed a lad but he’s gone straight out on loan.

Spent the money the spoilt bairns wanted so green and gold goes back in the wardrobe.

Yes. Now apparently singing.

Short back and Dolph please.

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba day Ba day ba wadladie day Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!

It’s perfect bargaining fuel - Caceido left and then they brought in an identical player. There is no other Isak they can just bring in to do an equivalent job. Ekitike may be good but he won’t do what Isnake does.

I’d wager he smells almost as bad as he looks.

Nope.

Palace should be fucked about with the same way Parish did with us. Tickle their balls and tell them he’s for sale before raising the price £5m every two days until he’s unattainable.

Tebas too busy piping off Perez and Laporta to care.

Although; Under 21s and club-trained players will be exempt.