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Bland.

What a piece of shit.

I love the realisation that people 12 miles away in one of the most deprived areas of the U.K. might actually not be so physically different (although verbally yes marra…)

Bastion of morals marra. Forget supporting paedos, casual racism and taking the piss out of a woman with an currently incurable health issue, they’ve got anti-Sportswashing on point.

Ironic given the pisshead Scots are about the worst of the bunch in terms of tourism. No teeth, no manners and about as much idea of what tapas is as Rab C Nesbit.

Never wasted when you can take the piss out of a woman with Huntington’s. Stay classy marras.

It’s a step up from 6 in a row and FTM but I wouldn’t be signing them up for raconteur status just yet.

Slap the cunts on ignore.

Who’d have thunk it that the holy trinity of doylems - Adam Pearson, Will1892 and Joel Bland - aren’t actually ITK.

Waiting for @Froggy’s “great deal” craic.

Hence putting a handbrake on those sinister wankers who tried to jump ship to Fuckwit Florentino’s vanity project / cashgrab.

Anything that clamps down on the Six Dicks is a good thing.

You think we must have someone else in mind if we’re not pushing for him. He’s been a well documented scouting target for a while.

“It’s a great deal”.

MAGA Lalas for MEGA Lolz

Gives a whole new beer meaning to ‘Down in one’.

🚨 MASSIVE CLUB ALERT 🚨

Dread to think of the clobber they’ll be donning when they go on their European games. After last season’s Friday Night Light’s get up, they’re going full Fanny Dyer’s Nawtiest Firms. Scott Carson in full ski goggles.

Potentially, if they can find time away from plotting to abduct and molest Holly Willoughby, the pair of deviant whoppers.

Rapey Exile?

Want.

In my lifetime watching England in tournaments: Andreas Brehme’s free kick in Italia 90. Stuart Pearce free kick off the underside of the bar vs France in Euro 92. Koeman in 1994 qualifying. Gaza’s studs in 1996. Campbell’s ‘goal’ in 1998. David Seaman injuring himself in the warmup before playing Romania in 2000. Playing David Seaman v Brazil in 2002. Rooney injury in 2004. Owen injury in 2006. Steve McLaren in 2008. Lampard v Germany in 2010. No excuses for 2012-2016 we were just turboshit. We’re owed something by Lady Luck.

Matty Longstaff hang your ginger heed in shame.

A) Her illness B) I bet most RTG’er selfies are pictures you could hang above the mantlepiece to scare the kids away from getting burnt by the fire