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Martin Woods tugging away on himself in the corner of the plane.

What an alien concept in accepting progress, let’s just smash the looms up like the SJP Luddites we are.

Love a statement fucking Hope over. Smug cunt that he is.

Cue more Prophet of Doomposting from Craig Abandon All Hope:

Southgate gone. Let the rumour mill whir into action.

Does he play right wing? Could see this being an Ange type move given his Asian scouting networks.

TransferZone00. I know we’re gagging for rumours lads, but this is like licking the pub carpet to try and get a drink.

It’s very un-Swiss. Far too jazzy.

I think he’s a bit of yesterday’s man now. Would have been interesting to see how he went if he’d stayed with us and got into the takeover period but the Everton and Celta Vigo jobs have left his reputation on a downward trajectory.

I’d rather put the £20m towards an elite level signing rather than having to water it down. We’re not in Europe, the strain on the squad won’t be the same as last season where we bulked out the squad depth. We need to focus more on the Botman, Isak types who can go straight in and enhance the starting team. I’d rather take a punt that Sanusi will be ready in 12 months time for a squad place than pay £20-30m for someone else’s youngster.

Smacks of wasting money we don’t have. That £30-35m should be put towards a first 11 ready player, not a prospect.

Gash with a capital G.

Thank the Lord.

Massively underwhelming.

I don’t think that’s the case - Trippier played 6 games and started all of them. You can point to TAA, Grealish, Ben White as examples as to where your club colours don’t matter.

If only.

2 years is a long time when your legs are starting to go, injuries are mounting up and you’ll be playing in 35+ degree heat.

Yup. Apparently La Liga Chief Lizard Officer Javier Tebas (licking his lips…) has said they’ve cleared the PSR headroom to get him after all the registration related drama of previous years.

I’d rather he miss the Japan tour TBH. Come back after that.

The problem with the true megastars is that the overshadow the squad if they’ve even there. Kane should have been dropped last night but I can’t imagine the noise if he had been. Amplify that by x100,000 for Messi and Ronaldo. It needs to be a clean break.

Hoping we get the release now all the Euros noise is over.

Isn’t that what Spain have just done with de la Fuente?

Mark of the man will be whether he does the right thing or hangs around lad a bad smell and hampers the team. We’ve seen the human waxwork say he wants to play for Portugal at WC26, I hope Messi steps aside. Will be the ultimate differentiator between team and ego.

Few of our players got a lesson today. Mainoo in particular has been great but looked off it compared to his previous standard today. I thought Guehi did well, didn’t look out of place and should get a good move.