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Shit pundit circle jerk.

Hilarious as usual from the banter brigade. Taken time out from reheating the same tired patter about Man Utd for the 453rd time.

Fuckers like this need to be outed and banned. I spent an hour yesterday morning trying to get a ticket for Arsenal via the Member Sale. Not a sniff unless I wanted to pay £400 a ticket. Meanwhile this horrible shit is flogging them off to the highest bidder. When I won the ballot and couldn’t make Man Utd after buying a ticket, I gave it back to the club to sell to other members. That’s what a real NUFC member does, not trying to profit off your fellow fans.

Fuckwit Fjortoft. Thought we’d seen the last of him after the Benjamin Sexpest saga.

I take it the useless cunt is still spouting meat related banter with Wheezer Payne and not actually digging for useful transfer information.

“Because Liverpool = it means more.“ They’re beyond contempt. A myth constantly pandered to by the media they’ve infiltrated across all platforms. Whoever called them Livrael has it spot on. The footballing equivalent of the Israeli state.

Plastic Paddy Paedo.

Hoping he’ll come good against the lesser teams but has been a weak spot so far this season.

Gordon is a moron.

Gave up watching the Sky Sports pre-match. Just don’t even bother to hide the bias boys.

Let’s go to the away team first for team news. Scouse bias in real time.

Get some glassing going.

They’re also feathering their own nests and trying to punch down on any clubs trying to break into the Premier League. They routinely vote like turkeys going for Christmas to empower and reward the same 6 clubs that would have cut them loose and make them an afterthought. They more than any are facilitating the inequality and will become the ultimate victims, the thick cunts.

Carragher is such a condescending Scouse prick. Someone hockle in his boat.

Any chance someone can break into the studio and murder the mackem cunt Jones?

We look forward to welcoming Mr Lemic. If you look out over the East Stand you might just catch him as the pre-game show:

Luke man, with the taste! Personal fave is the Red Square video, was just thinking this the other day.

Cash for Uncle Aleksander’s kitty. In no way corrupt.

Unsurprisingly Jude goes to the Francoist Fuckwits and the whole family turn into wankers. Classic Madristas.

Not fans, customers. Call them what they really are, the plastic wankers.

I heard Richard Masters’ wife designed the theme music. £1m fee and royalties each time it gets played.

I struggled to place those two but West Ham in particular have been very anti-NUFC at a board room level and appear completely aligned with the Red Shirts, hence they’re a Cuck Club member now. Wolves have an argument to be another Leicester - Striver under Nuno but living with the consequences of some poor decisions in the recent past.

The freak Burnsie again?

Breakaway Bandits: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd, Spurs. Cunts, cheats, plastic cashpoint fans aplenty. Strivers: NUFC, Villa, Forest, Everton, formerly Leicester before the Bandits buggered them. Try hard, interlope, hit glass ceilings, get fined or points deductions for having the temerity to challenge the Order. Cuck Clubs: Brighton, Bournemouth, Palace, Brentford, Fulham, West Ham, Wolves. Common denominator - bend over, part cheeks, let the Cartel have their wicked way. Rely on their luck of geography and London prices/proximity to have status way above their history, station and soulless fan bases. West Ham were originally a Striver but the surviving Dildo Brother and the Karen seem to have lost interest. Wolves have settled nicely into a cushty cuck club rhythm after this summer. Cannon Fodder: Burnley, mackems, Leeds. Come up, get abused. Wave them off, see you back again in a year lads.