Nucasol

“Alex Isak is a wanker” there in the background?

Wilson and Fullkrug have the mobility of a couple of static caravans.

Watching that today, the Dildo Brother and Brady must be seriously considering it.

Is that not far along with Ramsey and hoping for Wissa after that? If not then I’d be delighted with two more after Rambo.

Those odds on Potter look generous. Type of display that’s a manager killer.

West Ham are honking here like.

Already +1 point on last season. Positive for me. Splash some wedge on a striker (or 2 if the Snake goes) and we’ll be good to have a decent go again this season.

I managed a minute and had to turn it off. Rushden and Charlie Baker were fucking nauseating.

Stick £10m of extras on and get the cunt out of the door.

Not their beloved Reds. Even though the bloke was clearly bedecked in Dippers merchandise.

Is that Sergeant Poppers recalled for a season debut? Going early, going hard…

Joelinton back post vs Frimpong could be fun. He’s fucking tiny.

48 minutes and no mention of the Snake’s name during commentary.

Peter Silverstone’s tourist wet dream there in the front row.

Counting how many times they say the Snake’s name during the match. Anyone for an under-over?

Waiting til 8pm to switch over. Grim how much the media panders to these arseholes but little surprise when most of the key jobs are staffed by glory supporting 80s “first team I saw play on tv” wankers.

Hopefully by 10pm on Bank Holiday Monday all the King’s horses and all the King’s men, can’t put Arne together again.

Lemic, the piece of shit Serbian gangster, wants his pension fund payoff.

I can’t remember any paedo looking human thumbs from Ireland reading fairy tales about rescuing Wissa from a tower.

Willock to Fulham, aka Arsenal Rejects, would be a logical move. Buy an up and coming DCM with the proceeds.

A striker away from having a decent squad. Reintegration of Snakey McFuckface dependent.

The only players we need are up front and possibly a centre mid. So unless it’s one of Ekitike, Slobs, Kevin McAllister or GravelPit, then fuck off its cash only.