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Sasquatch doesn’t know his arse from his elbow. He’s the last person I’d be getting ITK breaking news from.

This. Can’t state how much I appreciated Marinakis’s stance against the Cartel’s cannibalisation of any up and coming club. Watching the vultures fly around Bournemouth and Palace (add Wharton to the list of players who ‘simply must sign for a Big 6 club’) makes it the more imperative that clubs who can stick up for themselves do that. The market hasn’t been helped by Brighton acting as a feeder club for Chelsea. They’ve done well financially but will forever be just a one season step on the way to something better in the minds of most players.

Grief Junkie 69

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Space Docking https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Plugged

“Plugged and Spacedocked”

That speccy little goon with the headphones and club water bottle will have an aneurism.

De Ligt looks trash.🗑️

It’s very much the 4th Kray https://www.newcastleunited.us/2012/09/steve-wraith-and-the-summer-of-discontent-031.html

Fucking Drury and this full name thing when people shoot. MARTIN ODEGAARD

Steve Wraith?

Goalkeeper Andre Onana was also omitted from United's league opener despite recovering from a hamstring injury that had ruled him out of the club's pre-season campaign. "He recovered but the other guys did so well in pre-season, so I have to balance that," Amorim told Sky Sports.

Banger week that.

Pay it. That’s barely more than Hayden Hackney at Boro.

Zaniolo and Fagioli. They sleep with the fishes.

Only way that gets worse is if the Alice band nonce Oliver Holt is part of the panel.

Nightmare fuel.

Perfect for Fulham. Arsenal Rejects.

Click into the Tweet and then press translate to English. You don’t need to be a Twitter member to do that.

Surprise surprise, the African {Liverpool/Man Utd/Arsenal/Chelsea*} Twitter weirdos at it again. Genuinely the weirdest sort. More plastic found there than the drains in Accra. * delete as applicable

Word was he might be back for Leeds so definitely floggable within the window.

That was my take. Unreal depth, genuine argument for having the six best midfielders in the league behind Man City.

Presuming Frattesi is a “sell Isak, sell Willock” purchase. Seven midfielders and a lot of money out the door suggests both have to happen to get him in. Would be delighted though.

Probably still traumatised from the most handsome central defender ever crashing two goals in at Villa Park in January 2024.