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Tough titties Steven, not really your choice is it.

No chance. He also won’t be going to Saudi for silly money as the stupid pissheed will be arrested in his first week for trying to buy moonshine.

THE RULES ARE THE RULES

Loathsome club.

Let’s not be Cunty McCunts like Liverpool. Brentford get him, we get Wissa.

Got my own spreadsheet for this - we’re pretty close for the calcs, think most of the differences are from reported fees. Yours is 99.47, mine was 99.

I like the idea of that one. Two assists yesterday I think.

I’ve got visions of Liverpool making the call to the club with the £110m bid being like when Patrick Bateman calls up Dorsia to make a reservation and the guy on the other end just laughs at him.

But it’s the People’s Champs.

Speccy grifter. Slithers from club to club trying to grease them up.

Hideous image.

Zero PSR benefit. Just money wiped straight out.

I can only imagine the trouble him and Pickford are going to get into if their trip to the North East was anything to go by.

When I clicked that I was expecting Sandro.

Hazard a guess at “TBG, 30, from Newcastle”. Advising Wor Thiaw on how to find the most nicotine stained NUFC retro tops to buy off Ebay, and which are the prime locations for stalking out StuntPegg’s bedroom window.

They accept, Guehi says no, and we get another round of “Rejected FC” patter from the usual drongos.

As much as I hate the slippery twat, it’s nice to hear someone in the media defending the club and picking up on Isak’s behaviour. The rest of the noise is all Cartel fluffers thirsting for his “dream move” or wanker Irish banter merchants and the Rejected FC “craic”.

Leoni would be the long term replacement for Van Dick I reckon.

I thought he was a box to box player? Six goals in 34 games in 2023/24 is a decent return but it does seem more an oddity.

Trying to find two strikers, including a top tier prospect, has been more difficult than just getting a Wilson replacement in. I do blame the snake in part.

Who does the Puttanesca Predator think that is?

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The cunt already sleeps in Liverpool pyjamas. The most pious, most righteous football club underhandedly tapping players up again? Who’d have thought it eh?