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Julius Slot.

Was he ex-Swindon or Barnsley? Either way, his experience of PL football was getting completely shellacked week in, week out, so minded to give this top flight failure a swerve.

Tortellini Toucher Gnocchi Nonce Penne Paedo Macaroni Molester Bucatini Beast Casserece Category 1

Romano basically running LFC’s Der Sturmer.

@Simaposted it further up the thread (spoiler used to make it less visible).

Nope. Haven’t replaced Longstaff. Need a midfielder in. Probably Rudoni if we don’t sell Isak, someone like Ederson if we do, along with Wissa.

Pre-cum stuck in his beard at this point.

Just smash the deviant in the face. Should have been aborted the treacherous shite.

Hearing the splash of paddle on water as all these journalists start their rowing back.

ONLY WANTED WET SPAM

Jacobs and Ornstein furiously rowing back in their Transfer Scull.

Mutual feeling. Anyone associated with NUFC should despise the Tortellini Toucher.

Old Brent De Cesare only gives a shit about clicks. Man Utd not signing players is probably better for his faux rants. It only that part of his set had dropped on him, not over him.

Having had the misfortune to meet Jacobs years ago, I’d agree with the joke statement. Cos-playing a journalist.

Freaky Merchant-looking Boehly blower.

Standard from that creepy bald Sky Sports lizard. Definitely an upskirter in his free time.

Thanos-mode activated.

That’s fairly big.

Full title: The fat baldy paedo looking sweaty bastard mess

Did he read the bit about him looking like a paedo x Groo lookalike?

Hopefully choked to death on a rogue piece of conchiglie.

Insufferable prick. Jacobs, not you @duo

I don’t want him sullying the #9 now. Keep it free for his replacement next summer.

What’s Toucher Townsend said?