Nucasol

Not really.

Got me there Lukey boy. First one this summer, congrats.

Intense man. This whole window is a mindfuck.

Jacobs cracker rhymes with knacker. Which sums up the gimp well.

Jigsaw has more than gone to pieces with that one. Vaporised any semblance of credibility.

Nope, just cheerleading and grifting for them.

Tagliatelle Toucher with the use of “United” just to piss us off that bit more.

Is this Man Utd’s “we tried” moment? Consciously offer less than us to be rejected and say the value doesn’t match their own? Shows their own fans they were willing to spend but means they don’t actually have to spend it.

Just a bit bored of it now. Found myself actually doing work again rather than following minute by minute updates.

Complete with a picture of Ratcliffe in a Savile tracksuit, dripping in sovereigns?

Nonceland. Population: Him and Prince Andrew.

Time waits for no man. No man waits for time. The guy is a massive ball bag hedging his bets spectacularly throughout.

Fuck off Jan.

Probably not this window due to his latest injury but don’t see him getting an extension and could be gone on loan in January ahead of making it permanent for a sensible fee in the summer.

To be fair, Willock appears to be the closest to him and he’s about run his course at the club.

Toucher is doing it for engagement bants. Weird fucking Partridge sounding grifter.

Bailey.

Levels.

Current mood:

Clapped out by 26.

Absolutely grim. Especially the Strasbourg feeder club shite.

Yeah, the final will always be a special memory but it’s going to take some mental gymnastics to get over seeing him score that goal and not being raging now. Saying that, I thought Cole was a complete cunt after his cup final Keegan song, but recently love watching his goals back on YouTube. Maybe by 2055 I’ll be over the Isak thing enough to feel the same!

Waugh Caulkin Hardy Edwards Douglas Ryder Geordie Journos Hardly a field stacked with elite competition, like a pack of bald blokes fighting over a comb.

Data Nonce Tony Bloom?