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Ruptured cheek and torn larynx.

Duran is going to be balls deep in sluts and bugle on what Chewsee will put him on. He’ll be more off the rails than the Hatfield train crash.

Absolutely pure lush that. Park the jingoism and just look like a top boy.

Very Colombia 2018 World Cup.

The “hub and spoke” shit he came out with is pure McKinsey/Bain/Big 4 consulting speak gobbledygook. He’ll be selling Man Utd the full Target Operating Model and Cost-Out Transformation package.

In short, no. Because of the amortisation of all the new players we’ve added, it’s not as simple as saying the £100m we put down for players that window becomes available for buying. We need to shed some amortised players or pure profit academy to give that type of headroom. Also have to factor in Lewis Hall coming in also comes out that pot.

There’s a load of people who normally get some decent titbits of information all saying he’s off. His general demeanour has been massively disengaged, compared to the previous two years. But if people want to stick their heads in the sand, so be it.

Germany have had a few now haven’t they?

The Sweaties are hopeless.

It’s the whining accent man.

Pen and a red. And bin the Yank bint off.

Krafth short term. Pathway for Leo Shahar to move into it in the mid term.

Lovely. Yankee shitehawks lining up to franchise us. Hopefully the regulators get hold of the PL before the horrible capitalist bastards try and destroy the game fully.

Please don’t quote the Twitter AIDS that is Burnsie.

Cue for @Froggy to enter stage right and crack open his “we’re not mugs anymore, we mean business, we’re a serious outfit now” patter.

Surprise of the century from Brexit Jim. You’d almost think he has no grounding in reasonable value because he uses cheap overseas workers and likes to cut costs.

Bakayoko from PSV would be my preference. However, stats-wise in the same league:

Winner: France Runner-up: Germany Top scorer: Mbappe Total number of red cards throughout the tournament: 11 At which round will England be eliminated? Semis Matchday 1 - deadline 14th June @ 20.00 Germany v Scotland 3-1 Hungary v Switzerland 2-1 Spain v Croatia 2-0 Italy v Albania 3-0 Poland v Netherlands 1-2 Slovenia v Denmark 1-2 Serbia v England 1-2 Romania v Ukraine 1-1 Belgium v Slovakia 3-0 Austria v France 0-3 Turkey v Georgia 2-1 Portugal v Czechia 3-1

Any league up and running for N-O?

I’ve seen younger looking 90 year olds. 19 my arse, would be getting the carbon dating out prior to purchase.

The “dream of dream” defensive signings.

Benidorm Starter Pack.

Like a Hutchinson. Could be an Amad 2.0.

The Chelsea (PSR) Dodgers