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Dirty cunt can do one. Him and FSG have been enemy number 1 throughout the takeover and beyond. Hopefully the APT/APT2 rulings give the Donald Pleasance looking gimp the beat down he deserves.

Signing someone who will score a goal this season would be a help. Peak Isak-Wilson combo managed 35 goals I think in a season (22/23); if these two can get to that (achievable I think) then I’d be delighted.

POV: Mrs @bobbydazzla

Yes, presumably because Isak will have #14 whilst all the PR malarkey is happening to announce his signing. Isak will go once we have him, Wissa and a CB I think. Midfielder I think they’ll get but be more flexible on as they can probably make do with just Miley for the first 2 games as backup.

Flush with some extra Nunez cash they might be…

Kid is rawer than steak tartare. He’s prime for a loan to be honest, needs to be playing week in-week out. Think that may happen if we get Šeško and Wissa.

He’s such a piggybacking walloper this schill.

Pervert.

What we want and need to see.

His dad and some of the other NUFC sycophants were lapping it up, treacherous bastards.

Nah man, don’t won’t him dropping eczema scales in the product during the marketing campaign.

He’s more Essex than a vajazzle now. No chance he leaves Brentwood.

In the midst of it all, Rudoni linked again to take Longstaff’s place.

Speccy grifter with a world beating update there…

Meanwhile the Walter Mitty cunt will be on ReadyToGroom claiming he spat in your face, smashed you over the head with a pint glass, ripped your top off and was roundly applauded by the locals and holidaymakers alike…

We all know Studley will be the one hoying her in a Blueline and jumping her bones back at the ranch.

Yeah agree - no one should be smug about this and trying to claim points. It’s not been great all round and it’ll be all of us who feel the brunt of this if the next 28 days don’t go as planned.

The people taking the piss out of folk who haven’t seen this window as a bed of roses and won’t accept any criticism of the club - usual default setting is “we won a trophy and got Champions League, why are you fucking moaning you bedwetters?”. There’s a happy medium - the club has made fantastic progress, had the best days of many of our time supporting the club but, outside looking in, this window has shone a light on things where it isn’t working. And working badly at that. Folk are right to ask the questions, we’ve got the chance to make a real mark but in typical NUFC fashion we’re having a good go at self sabotage.

They’ll keep happy clapping until the window shuts. Probably even after. ”WoUlD yOu RaThEr HaVe mIkE aShLeY?” Not saying it’s irretrievable but it ain’t looking good…

"It makes me think about what the priority is for PIF," Newcastle fan writer Charlotte Robson told BBC Sport. "More and more discontent has been felt in the fanbase lately over where Newcastle sit on PIF's list of priorities, and allowing another of their clubs to benefit at the potential expense of us feels even more like we are being overlooked. "Perhaps it's their clever way of getting money into NUFC, but I think most fans would say we'd rather an improved contract was given to Isak, the dust of the summer settles, and he stays with us a little while longer."

Yes, and it’s fucking tiresome. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce83vqqll00o

He’d make Stephen Ireland look like a teetotaller. Him and the Newcastle nightlife would not make good bedfellows. Might as well just pay his wages directly into bar bank accounts across the City.

Gone full R-rated on the Pappardelle Predator that is Romano. Getting my Leatherface on.