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Sharp turn, tweaked something. Pitch is a slick liability, had me shitting it when Bruno went down.

Pencil-necked noncepot.

Can the Trumpet Toucher pipe down please.

No chance. I worry about him vs Watkins first game of the season. Was his worst game of the season at Villa Park this year.

Proper rectangle wrongun.

If we want to be more balanced, take Ederson out and put Rudoni in, making the net spend closer to balanced.

I think the strikers speak for themselves. It’s Wissa, who Hope is genuinely positive about getting over the line, plus Isak or Šeško. We then basically need one midfielder and one centre half in three and a half weeks. Think we can do it. Actually think Van Hecke could be the CB if we cash in on Isak and would love Nickson to go balls deep and get Ederson from Atalanta. A chunky fee plus our indicative summer budget covers it all. Isak - £150m Longstaff - £15m Miggy - £10m Kelly - £20m Total -£195m Elanga - £55m Sesko - £70m Van Hecke - £40m Ramsdale - £4m Wissa - £30m Ederson - £50m Total - £249m £54m net spend over the summer. Doesn't include any additional deadwood shifting (Dubs, Greek PSR scam, Ashby) plus ruling out a Willock sale due to his latest umpteenth injury.

They’re priceless, the precious little gimps. Real Madrid self perception, Real Valladolid actual situation.

Excellent that, especially later when they talk about his company charging for Tweets and videos, the fucking schill cunt. There was a great line about how he can shape the entire narrative of transfers. Definitely the case with a number of NUFC-related transfers where he’s been briefing for the Cartel side.

Jan Aage Fraudtoft.

Straight on Uncle Jurgen’s inhaler diet.

Tavernier revolted by the seitan nuggets in the canteen. Incoming rebellion.

We’ve got senior people over there in Leipzig directly dealing with RBL and the Šeško camp. If he goes to Man Utd, so be it, but the club have internally ramped up over the effort to the max on the deal. Isak stays if this falls through as the club doesn’t have the bandwidth to do the deals it needs to, if every major transfer is going to take up so much of the recruitment team’s time. Modern day transfers are our version of War & Peace.

Cost us £21m in transfer fee and wages. Almost as big a turd signing as Owen, when you consider £ to return.

Chill out lads, think we’re there with this one.

From Bournemouth. Standard.

£6m inflation in 3 years - hardly dramatic.

Higher the fee goes, more I can see Man Utd baulking. We just add it to the Isak fee.

What a mega helmet

Keith desperate for his paymasters to get their wet dream signing and pop the cork. He’s a Hearts fan, not a NUFC one, he can stick his uncorked champagne bottle reet up his shitbox.

Just seen it - Everton fans claiming it was Gordon’s car as far back as March. https://www.facebook.com/Everton1878FC/videos/2628871817304071/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Really don’t need some teenage charvers losing us leverage.

Wettest of wet dreams this. Take the cash and lash a bid in for Paqueta.