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First linked back in January: https://sportsview.co.uk/2025/01/newcastle-want-to-sign-sevilla-defender-loic-bade/amp

Most important lines to me: With Marc Guehi interest having cooled, Newcastle are also working on deals for a defender and a Joao Pedro alternative that are yet to hit the public domain. Their preference, understandably, is for names to emerge only at a late stage in the deal.

Not just them but Big Fab Romano also had him just about “here we go” 🤮ready.

About two days late. BILD reported it and said he’s not interested.

Douglas’s ramp currently looks like the topography of Holland.

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea; Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea? I thought that was the only song their fans knew? The Fratelli’s is far too imaginative for those Neanderthals.

Have they cut their current stockpile of 8 keepers? Makes our five look trifling.

Nope.

They’re clinically ill man. Thought they might have learned from Mudryk. Obviously not.

“Villa bound” kind of suggests he is moving there. @mighty__mag’s comment, thought there might actually be something of substance to make a claim like that.

Highly believable source 👍🏻

Where’s this coming from? More Twatter maniacs or a decent source? Would be the biggest kick in the dick of the window so far if the case.

Fair play, they’re giving it a go.

Jan 2026 rather than June 2026.

Psychotic. Going to be some very expensive players getting splinters in their arse from all the time on the bench.

Flush with Saudi CWC participation money to pay his grifty agent.

How’s the barrister did you say?

Three “new” names linked; Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille Then Elanga and Kudus. Can see some issues with Craig’s maths.

1 second of footage cut 😂

Homage to Joey Barton. Next he’ll be quoting Aristotle whilst stabbing Paul Van Hecke in the face with a snapped corner flag pole.