Nucasol

Untied.

Paid in full in magic beans?

Even on those mock-ups the East just grates.

Jam-Weller related pun.

I bet you do you horrible snakey cunt. Hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

Pencilheed

The gammon/GB News/Daily Mail meltdown will almost be as bad as the noise coming from The Guardian/Mirror/Simon Cunt Bird about Saudi LBQT hypocrisy.

Lee Ryder saying he’s going to get a 12 month extension.

Agreed but he’s symptomatic of the Ashley era short-termism. It was galling to read about him being given another 1 year extension. It means 3.5 years after the takeover we’ll still technically have all these on the books unless something dramatic happens this summer: Dummett Hayden Fraser Lewis Lascelles Krafth

That’s my take too. Dummett cost us two points but let’s all remember another of the “canny lads” to have around, Ritchie, stole us one point vs Bournemouth. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Dummett was obviously a last resort and hopefully one that doesn’t get used again.

Gordon Ramsay at the back post????

So in the last day we’ve had Tino, Miggy, Bruno and Isak all potentially crocked. Injury roulette now.

Please not a hat trick of ACL injuries…

Athens Sports Bar near the Acropolis was alright. Incidentally, had some weapons grade skewers at Kalamaki Bar (https://kalamakibar.gr/en/homeen/) which is about a block away.

Honestly, given the circumstances I’d rather give the likes of Murphy or Heffernan a go than rehashing Dummett for another season.

That’s great. He can barely move now but at least he’s always ready to play.

Onana, Branthwaite, Pickford and Doucoure I reckon. Leeds-esque firesale.

Newcastle will speed up their search for a centre-back this summer and offer 32-year-old English defender Paul Dummett a new contract after captain Jamaal Lascelles was ruled out for up to nine months with a knee injury. (Newcastle Chronicle) Not an April Fool on the Dummett part sadly.

Grim news. 9 games left to literally limp over the line.

It’s a cop out if true and for all the big talk actually shows a lack of vision and ambition. It’s like sticking a new extension on a generally tatty outdated house.

It’s time the cast of Cocoon got culled. It was really noticeable watching the highlights back on MOTD how much older the crowd is than other grounds, our lass even commented on it.

Yes please.

I’d give him a chance.

Not an ideal way to celebrate a 1 year contract extension. On the basis of that I wouldn’t trust him to put out the cones properly. Was he away with Sweden during the international break?