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Short circuited, calling in android repair to solder some new parts to him.

The old prick will be schlepping into all these life extending clinics like the mega rich are doing. Won’t see the back of the withered Tory wanker until someone sticks a stake in him, hoses him in garlic and holy water, then burns what remains of him.

Take my money.

Needs some work on those arms

Does anyone have the Barnes pic with the kit referenced? Have deleted Twatter so can’t search on there.

If Bruno is likely to go, and if Man City get serious I think he will, then Diomande will be the type of high ceiling player we could aim to invest in. If Man Utd are serious about Todibo then it leaves it really between Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool who could hit anywhere near to what they’re aiming for fee wise. However Spurs now have Dragusin, VDV and Romero there and Chelsea are constricted by PSR. If Liverpool don’t want him then I fancy we get him.

Froggy or DanAshworthSucksCocksForBaccy?

Bowen being another, Lewis-Potter doing better for Brentford now. Historically the likes of Cahill for Everton too.

Fuck the Liverpool players. Captaining Salah over a handful of other players the difference between a current good week and a great week.

You can make all the good points in the world but the moment you dropped that in it pisses all over them.

Such a lovely place…

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Drab 0-0 incoming!

Definitely the reason he doesn’t get the love from a number of our fans. Pissed so many people off with that.

Strategic 4D chess lad.

Slot seems a lot sounder than Erik the Pervert.

Hermano Dildo.

For someone who is “very good at their job” according to Radcliffe you’re not expecting to get him for less than we paid. Wonder if Creepy Jim has been on the gummies?

Heading towards the realms of legal action I think. Cutting off clubs revenue streams whilst simultaneously bringing in penalties tethered to cost:income isn’t great.

Not a Lavazza fan is Wor Sandro.

Genius. Piss soaked Blair sat on the Gallowgate watching the ghost of Hughie Gallagher thundering them in from 18 yards. Things can only get wetter.

I know. They’d have to sell a lot of players to even reach that and I’d want £150m+ before even considering a bid.

Breaking out their milk bottle caps and Monopoly money to try and pay for him: Barcelona have joined Arsenal in being interested in £90m-rated Newcastle United and Sweden striker Alexander Isak, 24, with the Spanish club hoping to strike a deal as the Magpies look to navigate financial fair play rules. (Sun)

Basically Ashworth compo pays for what we paid Brighton for him and for Minteh who either turns into a decent player for us or we flip for good money.

Like Blair was a NUFC fan, sat watching Jackie Milburn amongst rivers of piss in the Gallowgate? Or actually an Arsenal fan?