Nucasol

Delighted to see chief lizard in human form, Florentino Perez, with his nose being rubbed forcefully into a pile of fresh pig slop. Fuck you Madrid.

2025 version of CWarr07

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chicken Shop Burnsie?

West Ham linked. I can see them chucking the Kudus cash at Southampton for him. Good “bridge” club for him to continuing to learn his trade before Brady and Sullivan try to palm him off to a Cartel club.

Need the hit of that sweet, sweet content 💉

Yep. Don’t rule out Moyes and Everton.

Exactly - flogging him and then not having the money to replace him with something better is a double problem.

Njoying the fume.

I’m sure someone will come in with £13.5m as they get panicked in August.

There’s your price. Probably end up at Wet Spam.

Amen Brother. Down with the south coast spreadsheet nonces.

Coward and a weapons grade throbber to boot.

Mad Burnsie McMad picking the wrong one for his bullshit ITKing.

Absolutely brutalised by Big Keith there. Like a Roswell abductee getting prostate milked by a visitor from Alpha Centauri.

Ben Jacobs rn with Todd

From the “banter” merchants? Or legitimately? Nope - Elanga is the one I’ve never been worried about Toucher Todd and his mob coming in for. Trafford on the other hand…

Ben Mee?

Ross Barkley? Ashley Young?

Sterling Vardy Welbeck

Thrash it out old school in a dirty pub back room in a haze of tab smoke.

Toucher Todd.

@middsYou’re truly the Todd Boehly of the kits world.

Still cunts.

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