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Committed ritual seppuku after Isak slotted that penalty in back in January.

Is that real? If so:

Expect the entitled Southern media to be linking him to one of their Sinister 6 darlings in tomorrow’s Rags.

It’s the comfort blanket of lies that the absolute whoppers on their need. Similar to the “SBR hated the Mags” shite.

NUFC.com has good analysis of it: United extended their record of scoring in every PL home game this season, currently 17 - that's comfortably their best start to a season, exceeding the 13 they kicked off with in 1995/96 and 1996/97. That figure is within the top five scoring sequences in Newcastle's 553 PL home games to date: 16 1993/94 17 2023/24 18 1995/96 (5) + 1996/97 (13) 18 2002/03 (17) + 2003/04 (1) 24 1994/95 (11) + 1995/96 (13)

They’re fucking maniacs and imbeciles on that site.

No malice intended, I like @leffe186! Froggy is canny anarl.

Any sign of @leffe186 lads?

Big Minge battered like a Reeperbahn slag.

Nope, playing for the 21s

Profitability rules.

What a bunch of gimps. It’s Tuesday night at the Bernabeu lads, not Friday Night Lights at Chattanooga.

Just says they don’t expect him to join before the summer so have tasked someone else to manage recruitment. Not what the clickbait shite headline says.

Far superior to that Alice band wearing nonce at The Mail. However being a controversial cunt drives clicks and that’s what these bait-led wankers want.

Lowcost maybe the penny pinching fuck.

Completely this. He tried to sue Mandy when she said something about him iirc (https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2022/jan/21/mike-ashley-takes-legal-action-against-newcastle-co-owner-amanda-staveley), hopefully this is the club’s shot across the bow to the odious wank.

Just finished the Man City treble Netflix / internally driven propaganda series. Actually enjoyed watching it but the things that stuck out most: - Etihad Campus: Wow. Light years ahead of the Sports Neglect shitpit that is Benton. A lick of paint, some motivational quotes, photos and a couple of extra bits bolted on are not going to compete with the top of the league. The subtle things like segmented zonal pitches to allow tactics to be developed was next level. Recovery facilities also looked a significant leap forward - do we even have chilled plunge pools and cryo? - Etihad Corporate facilities: Again, we look distinctly Championship rather than Champions League. Not wanting to reopen the whole SJP ‘stay or go’ but if the former it needs quadruple heart bypass surgery to compete. - Leadership: Some massive voices and not the ones I’d expected. Really impressed by Reuben Dias. Maybe explains why Eddie is keeping the perceived hangers on at the club as they do unseen things. - Scott Carson: Fair play for hanging in there like some creepy old has been!

Cunts hanging around like Japanese Knotweed.

Silverstone seems a proper snakey cunt like.

Great read, shows the fat cunt up for the shyster he is.

Possibly. Been an underwhelming transition year between Bundesliga and PL. Is he being Dan Burned and played out of his best position?

Agreed but Gvardiol looked stellar elsewhere and hasn’t looked with it since making the step up. Yet another Red Bill Leipzig fluff job? Not quite Werner or Keita but somewhere in the middle.